Iβm gonna be so hydrated for my training in the morning (grabs the vodka)
Iβm gonna be so hydrated for my training in the morning (grabs the vodka)
A comic showing a leopard walking through a field of grass. A bubble above it says - Marco. Two rabbits in the tall grass are also present. One of them foolishly says, βPoloβ. The other rabbit says, βAre you f**king highβ?
A classic.
Overhead view of a black cat stretched across a my lap. He is asleep with his head on my forearm, while my wrist is on keyboard.
Work from home they said. It will be fine they said. #CaturdayEve
From Michigan Storm Chasers fb page just now:
βPlease note: Our website donations are currently down.
Venmo username is @MichiganStormChasers where you can monetarily donate.
There are several fake Venmo accounts with added little dashes or letters that are NOT us. Please be advised!β
Michigan Storm Chasers has an Amazon wish list and is collecting donations for those impacted by todayβs tornados in SW Michigan πΈ
Amazon list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Donate Monetarily: michiganstormchasers.com/get-involved/
Venmo: @MichiganStormChasers
I gotta stop leaving my curtains open
Black and white photo of four kittens spilling out of a basket that seems to be partially full of sticks or vines or something. Theyβre all short haired, and there is a black haired tuxedo, two tabbies, and what looks like a white and calico. Two of them look remarkably grumpy, and the other two seemed kind of blank and possibly confused.
Historians agree that the real Pandoraβs Box was likely a basket of grumpy kittens. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1904.
I haven't tried them yet, but a friend showed me this site that sells Dubai chocolate soft pretzels.
hotboxpretzels.com
A coworker gave me a bar and now I'm addicted. It's so good!
Nightcap
Disability accommodations are a rare thing that actually trickles down. You like curb cutouts? Auto-opening doors? Jar openers? Ramps? Hand rails? YOUβRE WELCOME
Even as an abled person you use disability accommodations every single day.
Supporting accommodations actually helps everyone.
I think we should have a running crowd-funded repository to pay for the legal fees of people who take these pervert glasses off bros and break them in public
Not in March, no.
The Always Sunny meme where they are taking down a picture of George Washington and saying "I've had enough of this dude." but I put a picture of King Ghidorah there.
King Ghidorah is whack.
MY DUBAI CHOCOLATE IS 10 STOPS AWAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Last night a #friend from middle school reached out to me. She's trying to help an #immigrant woman who is escaping a domestic violence situation, got ticketed by a racist cop, and now needs some #legal assistance.
If you can donate anything please do so, if you cannot, please share.
As Greater Grand Rapids has become a growing hub of entertainment and live production, their craftsmanship and dedication are on full display. Iβm grateful for IATSE Local 26βs support, and proud to stand alongside them as we fight for an economy that works for everyone, not just the wealthy few.
Are Brussels sprouts not cabbage tots?
During the Iraq war I was paying almost $5 a gallon for gas in mid-Michigan & we had much lower prices than California and some other states.
I checked in briefly to a Kalamazoo station and it looks like there was a lot of damage to houses, a school, and reportedly the main hospital's ER windows got blown out in Three Rivers.
we shouldn't make fun of lawmakers for just having an associates degree
make fun of them for their ineffective and nonsensical legislation or lack thereof
Reposting this because Isiah Thomas was one of my childhood heroes & I greatly admire Reverand Jesse Jackson. Absolutely beautiful eulogy from one icon to another.
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and weβre doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Keep an eye on your local news & stay safe Michiganders. WoodTV just showed the Menards in Three Rivers & that tornado tore it up big time.
Tornadoes in Michigan in March. Jesus. Stay safe y'all
This was beautiful. Thank you for sharing it. β€οΈ
Trump: "this is nothing like Iraq"
also Trump:
Nintendo is suing the US Government over Donald Trump's tariffs