Nicky Roy

Chauffeur? How about you chau some ffeet

Am I the only person who always gets an erection in the Uber? What is getting me excited here? The Edm? The lack of conversation?

At the no kings rally wondering why everybody hates Sabonis and DeRozan

Steve Aoki may be a shit ass person who makes shit ass doodoo music for losers but boy can he throw a fucking cake

I don't trust anyone who hates ska because anyone with a soul shouldn't be able to resist a lively brass section

My biggest strength? My consistency (sometimes)

Fuck a friendship breakup argument, I'm going to get you subliminally back into smoking cigarettes

Would you still love me if I was a Boeing Wormstleblower

My favorite part of Spiderman 2 is the close up shot of an innocent man being stood up on his wedding day right before we cheer for Spider-man getting the girl

Forever in awe of how Sam Raimi's Spiderman, despite having "worse" cgi, out performs the vfx in all the Spiderman movies to come since

Gowing to the hospital. Tore my Liberal Meniscus

Really into mimes lately. In a sex way

Journalist here! I’m hoping to talk to Spokane-based workers who has lost your job in this string of federal firings and Spokane nonprofits that might have lost or be at risk of losing federal funding. I’m trying to track the impacts on our city.

Email: erin@rangemedia.co Signal 509- 850-0488

Stopped watching stand-up comedy specials once I realized none of them passed the Bechdel test

In the novelization the part where the movie stops is replaced with the author being replaced by gremlins I believe

I love gremlins 2 so much

My new years resolution is to no longer wipe my ass

Men like Sting, they don't come often

Got a nosferatu coffin and a lord of the rings hammer on my To do list

I don't care what your novelty movie promotion popcorn bucket looks like, I AM sticking my dick in it