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Writer seeking connections with other writers, agents and editors. Spec fiction and horror. Cinephile. Cook. Runner. Dad. Polyglot. Doodler. Servant to a Belgian Malinois. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Online media gallery: https://sites.google.com/view/j-lachance-media-gallery/home

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Granted my #Greek vocabulary is ΞΌΞΉΞΊΟΟŒΟ‚ but so far my favorite word is ΡφημΡρίδα (newspaper), pronounced ephemerida. Any object whose name acknowledges its fleeting existence is on some self aware stuff

What's your favorite word in your second or third language?
#polyglot
#languages

11.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's #writing challenge(s):
- Find the weirdest ways to describe mundane things. Distill the psychedelic from the everyday.
- Leave out the bits readers expect and put the odd parts back. Offal over filet.
- Ban boring bits of business, bust into bedlam
#fiction
#authorsky
#booksky

11.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A few blocks from my house, I passed by a wide alley framed by two brick hulks. Ragged tents and lean-tos spanned its breadth and ruffled with the morning stirrings of its residents. These kinds of encampments were as common in my city as in any other, as far as I knew.
#wipsnips
#fiction

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck! You know you've cracked it when the rewrite feels thrilling.

10.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's #writing challenge: Two parts:
- Editing WIP: Hunt and destroy adjectives, replace with verbs
- Newness: I'm experimenting with opening scenes, trying to find that perfect fit
#authorsky
#fiction
#folkhorror
#thrillers

10.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You’ve started a new chapter with us. We are here, together, for a common cause. To stick a shiv in the kidney of this exploitative system. To excise the livers of the dark triad monsters grinding the rest of us to pulp for their own enrichment."
#wipsnips
#fiction
#thrillers
#authorsky

10.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Describe your plot in five words or fewer if you dare:
kill boss or be killed

09.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once I was exposed, I wouldn’t have much time to live, much less act. Then they’d put the screws to me, turn me inside out, make me drink bleach. Since it was my last day on earth, I decided I would allow myself an hour or two to luxuriate in the house’s extravagances.
#wipsnips
#booksky
#writersky

09.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s #writing challenge: rewriting with an eye toward propulsive action.
#booksky
#writersky
#fiction
#folkhorror
#noir

09.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haruki Murakami
Annika Norlin

07.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#writing challenge of the day: back to editing the book I #amquerying. Never be finished! Hunt and destroy adjectives. Beef up verbs.
#fiction
#authorsky
#booksky

07.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Like the US, Russia was a failed state, a massive expanse of corruption and violence, but also rife with ancient maladies that emerged as the permafrost in its inner arboreal regions melted: airborne plague, long dormant strains of yaws, and brain-melting fungus."
#wipsnips
#authors
#booksky

07.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It implies that this FPS games are a β€œuseful application”
Has anybody clocked how long new tech takes to be repurposed for sex and violence?

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dig your transubstantiation of Mad magazine satire into full on prose. Is this in the pipeline?

07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this is Tackleberry from Police Academy. He’d definitely be in the drumpf assministration

06.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love these #wipsnips ! I definitely want to read this.

06.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The #book I #amquerying is pretty friggin violent. Some of it's pretty funny, a lot of it is pretty graphic. Art imitates life tho, right?
Curious if other #writers have been told to tone it down or if there's still a robust market for blood and guts. #fiction #thrillers #horror #noir

06.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NYT has a mango pie recipe that I think about often.

06.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What's a #movie that changed your brain - for the worse or better?
Mine's The Road. Can't unsee the people in the basement. Definitely made me reconsider humanity.
#movies
#won'twatchagain

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#writing challenge of the day: filling out backstory for an important character. She's a shady one. Skeletons in that closet. But the MC has those, too. Everybody's their own secret monster.
#fiction
#authorsky
#booksky
#noir
#folkhorror

06.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lars rolled his eyes. β€œWhat a lame fucking question. But, okay, a fair one. No. We don’t engage in illegal activities, per se. At least nothing a prosecutor would have the resources to pursue.”

β€œWell, what do you do?”

#wipsnips
#booksky
#amquerying
#authorsky
#fiction
#thrillers

06.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You seen Meet The Feebles?

06.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#drivers mind your stop signs. Look for pedestrians. I am weaponizing bags of dogshit

05.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This one’s early days. I’ve got a complete one I’m querying for too.

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Folk horror + noir mashup

05.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#writing challenge of the day is shaking this damn cold. The congestion is impinging the writing part of my brain. Dreams have been lit though, often about making emergency trips to the bathroom through shifting hallways. Don't love that.
#Editing then.
#authorsky
#booksky

05.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"There’s little more uncanny and sickening than a corpse without a face. There’s also a certain indignity in having your head caved in or destroyed. It’s an insult to the victim - the complete destruction of their mind’s home, an erasure of their identity."
#WIPsnips
#booksky
#authorsky
#fiction

05.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I detect incredulity in your silence. If you want to check the veracity of my statements, wait for the news to come in. The local media will eagerly report on this shocking event, but they will hedge on whether it’s an act of terrorism, or simply a conflagration caused by a gas leak."
#wipsnips

04.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#writing challenge of the day: getting back in the saddle after two deeply unproductive cold days. I need to slow the flow a bit and focus on the details of #plotting and #backstory for some key characters. #fiction #authorsky #writersky

04.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A sweet Belgian Malinois bites my sweatshirt

A sweet Belgian Malinois bites my sweatshirt

#writing challenge of the day: Stay focused while being ravaged by a cold and this terrifying monster. #writersky #booksky #belgianmalinois

03.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0