Benchflip (Void Slugs)

I am DEFINITELY biased.

Blasts you with the surprise skrimbo beam

"Dearest neonate, may I humbly request that you lock the act of fornication in?"

a close up of a monkey wearing headphones and looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing headphones and looking at the camera .

I know some people don't care for classical music and hymns, but I sit here every time just unwinding, and then the thought occurs to me.

I live only once. I experience such horrors and joys, and here I sit. At this point in my limited existence. Listening to the human voice produce such splendor.

I mean that stuff is still going on too! D:

I can't enter a single general chat without feet being mentioned at some point.

I am so tired.

The guards keep glaring at me- which, fair! I kinda like it.

But omg I don't do enough damage to warrant this mistreatment!!!!

I do believe she is also canonically...

:>

Goopy creature got into the old god wawa juice again

A headshot cartoon rendition of an angry goblin man with ratty ears and a two-toned mohawk. He hopes to distract you from the deadness of his eyes with his multiple piercings

Finished headshot com for @thearchgoblin.bsky.social of his terrible little man, Kernz Fibblebang

| #goblin | #undermine | #warcraft | #warcraftart | #fantastibadart |

I too need it so dang bad!!!!

We reached our goal thanks to you and funded Plum's surgery and recovery goal! Thank you all for sharing and donating.

I'm proud to show you the little gift we prepared for our donors!

The character belongs to @fantastibad.bsky.social !

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Goblinposting: I personally think its a travesty that their /dance isn't breakdancing.

The goblin forearm. is as long. As their entire leg.

They'd be AMAZING AT IT! Their legs won't get in the way!

Man Dancing as Hatsune Miku YouTube video by Springloll

youtu.be/k0rVtOCM6d8

There's no need to be sad in Silvermoon. GAZRIKU IS HERE.

Okay if you have seen the finery outfits, to get the currency, you need to reach level ten in your renown tracks, but you can also get one for doing the pathfinder achievement!

Anyway, a better Gazune Riku.

a demon hunter speaking to Decimus, a new character from warcraft: midnight. he is teaching them 'trade chat' jokes.

i'm teaching them the culture...

#warcraft

Such a vibe~

Oh yeah! That's what I meant. They are literally called "Badger Hounds" as in, they hunted badgers! It's the reason for their long bodies and short upright tails. (and their digging habit!)

Okay nevermind, that's actually a great name, considering how these dogs seem to act!

I have only one spicy take on the current lore.

Elfhound is a bad name for a dog breed.

Hound implies what the dog was bred to hunt. So unless these dachshunds are out here being bred specifically to bite elven ankles, it's a bit of a silly name <3

I know it's not goblin hours anymore. (It always will be for me) but was talking to a friend, and it really is wild how every single goblin roleplayer is so brightly vibrant and distinct from eachother. Makes it really feel like undermine is truly a city.

Even down to their designs <33

I'm about to chap some asses here, but let's put the Hearthsteel problem into perspective, shall we?

2,500 Hearthsteel is $25 in real money for the Spring Blossom pack, which contains 19 items. You only get those 19 items in the amounts listed below. You ONLY get those 19 items, in limited amounts.

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this is not my beautiful sunwell, this is not my beautiful husband!

latency's been too bad to do actual content, so just vibing in the office while I plan RP events and reply to stuff today methinks.

If I can't have an ashtray and a bench press in my office, I might as well make 'em!

Gosh, it's so weird to think it was that long ago now! <3

I keep running into stuff like this, but this one questline is SO obscenely similar. It's genuinely so validating <3

Hastua/Kar'cozha could've feasibly have existed in this setting.

It absolutely could have. I GET TO BE SLUGGE FROM SPACE <3

I can't post spoilers here, so I won't. But I am so unbelieveably canon.

There is straight up just a questline here where if you swap some names around, it's literally just Kar'cozha's lore. Which I wrote almost a decade ago.

I am so canon compliant baby. I am overjoyed <3

Take THAT lore nerds!

Drinking their violence milk