flori 💜

oh hey guys

hello…

pookie

mexican dentist made me look like i got punched in the fucking face 😭😭😭😭

if i be sexy on here would that be awful

nvm

got laid off today so i’ve resorted to making skeeting my career

nuh uh

but more sunbstantial

felt very pookie tn

IM LIVE ON TWITCH RIGHT NOWWWW

babas

being super thankful rn

so derp

men stop being nonchalant BEG your gf to go out with u

no one takes addiction seriously

where my sole sisters at fr

i don’t even care if his snap score goes up

i keep getting the hiccups and they go away for an hour then come back am i going to die

if i was an apple i would love to have a worm friend

#SOTD

sorry i’m hiding under your desk i’ll only be a moment carry on with your “work” and “productivity” and so forth

i could’ve been i was scared for my life

one time i was on a spirit flight and my water bottle exploded when i opened it and i got yelled at so bad i haven’t flown with them since

gonna start doing #florisongoftheday

here’s a new one i discovered under 2k listeners when i found on spotify!!!

i love u…..

thank u!

LMFAO

they use my eyes for boba :(