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Miss Robusta Capp

@siciliangecko

Glamorous, exciting woman of the world trapped in the body of a chubby πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·πŸ‡¨πŸ‡ΊπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ boy from the projects.

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Holy shit, DOJ posted the missing Epstein files containing the sexual assault allegations from one of the victims, who was a teen at the time.

The allegations were against BOTH trump and Epstein.

06.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 2031 πŸ” 773 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 32

I mean... 😏🀫

05.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Uber driver is so fucking sexy... and then he started playing Christian radio.

Girl...

05.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I happy Kristi Noem was fired? Yes, definitely. Do I still wish her ill and to never have a day of peace for the rest of her filler faced life? Also, yes.

05.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 678 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9
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04.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had him Baba shook!

04.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Say it together with me again.  Vaccines do not cause autism.

Say it together with me again. Vaccines do not cause autism.

@krutikakuppalli.bsky.social
#medsky

25.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

I love you too. 😍

25.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist

Awww shit. 🀣

23.02.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He knows what he's doing. 😏

23.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jared Kushner is at diplomatic meetings.

He's not elected. Not confirmed. Not accountable.

WHO voted for him? The Senate didn't confirm him.

So why is he in these meetings?

FOREIGN POLICY IS NOT A FAMILY BUSINESS.

23.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 3076 πŸ” 808 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 33

Don't you threaten me with a good time, Mr. Mayor. 🫠😜

23.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't send your children to opera conservatories, kids. They turn into non-binary drag queens in New York City!

πŸ₯°

A big thank you to @narzissar.bsky.social for the trip down memory lane. 😘

Incidentally, this was a good day.

23.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A Link To The Past and Ocarina remain my favorites, with the Legend 1 and 2 bringing up the rear! β™₯️

23.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bananarama - I Can't Help It (Official Video)
Bananarama - I Can't Help It (Official Video) YouTube video by London Records

This week on UK vs the World, my gals Bananarama, who notoriously filmed an entire video of themselves having an orgy with a fleet of naked men in a tub full of milk and overripe fruit, act positively scandalized at the barest hint of sexual content in a song about doing butt stuff with an alien.

23.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Changing my drag name to Clitiffer Jenkins.

That's all.

22.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I started crying when I opened the package!

21.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Childhood complete. Thank you, Pooh. @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social πŸ₯Ή

#muppetbabies #nightmarebeforechristmas #spookydoll #jhonenvazquez #jimhenson #timburton

21.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas Senate race: New poll shows Jasmine Crockett could beat Ken Paxton A new poll suggests U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett could beat Attorney General Ken Paxton in the Texas U.S. Senate general election, despite a tight Democratic primary.

It was intentional.

"Crockett is currently locked in a tight primary battle with state Rep. James Talarico...whose recent appearance onΒ "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert"Β has immensely bolstered his name recognition andΒ campaign war chest."

share.google/fpM3vyTcJCdv...

21.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
an Invoice to the White House from the people of the great state of Illinois

an Invoice to the White House from the people of the great state of Illinois

See attached.

20.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 769 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 24

Those are wyt poors that think that they can someday join the elite. They use racism, homophobia, and sexism (among other scapegoating tactics) to keep the lie going. It's all very "Look over there/Wag the Dog." They want to believe they'll escape their situation and blame people like us.

19.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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YEP

19.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1000% The elites engendered it because it was good for their wallets. They stole babies from poor families to serve in pointless wars and for sport because it was good for their sick appetites. It's de Sade in real life, and it sickens me.

We should've taken a torch to the whole thing.

19.02.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Clinton should've been tried at Hague right next to Milosević too. That's another conversation tho.

This US experiment failed the moment Europeans landed in Haiti/DR.

19.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, the fact that our livelihood and health insurance is directly tied to our employment doesn't help at all, but this was always the plan- since Nixon.

The US is filth.

19.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sarcasm aside: We have fucking failed as a country, failed utterly and unequivocally.

Bin the whole thing, or yeet us into space.

19.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, look. Countries are holding their leaders liable for their crimes against humanity including pedophilia, murder, rape, and cannibalism. What a concept?!

19.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

You KNOW you want to join us! #drag #livesinging #ireland

@thestonewallinn.bsky.social

19.02.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get your red hot green tickets for our tribute to Irish music!

@bizarrenoirny.bsky.social

www.eventbrite.com/d/ny--new-yo...

19.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

He's so perfect πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

16.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0