🐝beefurious🐝

Spending fourty-five dollaridoos so I can carve frogs into mugs better

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Iran calls the United States the Great Satan, but would the Great Satan turn the day into night, create rivers of fire and poison the rain?

Accountability for the Epstein files?

Best I can do is WW3

if it has to be evil, does it have to be this stupid? at least give me the dignity of being oppressed by something cool.

it'll happen sooner or later, so why not sooner??

exhausted trying to keep up, exhausted by the waiting

it's all moving entirely too fast, and yet not nearly fast enough

oh, i've taken thoughts and made them available for literally anyone to read?

how embarrassing

May you be filled with gorm

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

if i'm not sitting on my foot until it goes completely numb, am i even at work?

lots of ppl said they support neurodivergence until it's a mcdonald's CEO

starlings on green field

a murmuration grounded

under a grey sky

what do you mean it's unhealthy to mainline bad news 24/7?

thank you for your service *eyebrows eyebrows*

when dogs or cats are vocalizing for no reason they are criticizing capitalism

a cat standing next to a pole with oxo cat collective written on it ALT: a cat standing next to a pole with oxo cat collective written on it

fuck. i missed the perfect opportunity to make a crack about working that "pole". . .

the answer to "what is it with this bullshit" is always "the patriarchy"

and here you want me to be a poll worker. you gotta sell it a little

kinky

i'm beginning to suspect that my depression has been a reasonable response all along

I swear to gawd, I don't know what it is about gen X dudes and wanting to tell me all about how scary Muslims are. It's like, a thing. I really need to figure out what kind of vibe I'm giving off, because I am NOT their target audience

Gonna start referring to being on the brink of tears all day as edging

Every day I wake to atrocities.

i may not be that great at speaking, but i'm also not that great at writing either

I am grateful that I can't understand why one would pursue cruelty and think it progress. but i'm so often left with a lovecraftian sense of existing in a world that is beyond my comprehension. these walls aren't plumb. these people aren't kind.

1 million dollars, or video of him stroking out on live TV?