Glaxton T. EnoughWolf

Oh no they mean the money is GONE. Like, ain’t nobody getting money.

Oh we’re fucked

oh, was that load bearing?

Legend.

Job reqs are out of control in the post-DOGE government

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Exactly.

No I know what it is lol.

Whooooooomst

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

Dollars to pesos says this guy self deselects when the tide turns and he has zero friends.

A form that shapes atoms.

The MAGA crowd loves it.

Actual mental illness on display.

Great movie.

Tim Sheehy is a fucking criminal

It’s pretty good. Crisp.

Well shit.

Close! That’s Omar Bradley.

“The nurse is trying to poison me.”

Hegwerx is currently soliciting new and novel ways to commit war crimes. Please see the link on Sam . gov

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Thank you, wife.

I mean it’s worked before…

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Only for intl. Some of us prefer to keep money in America because we love our country so we do business with American companies.

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Trans for everybody. Even Wario.

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Hot coastal elite take: There needs to be a separate lounge for biz, and if you’re trying to buy a day pass the staff pushes a button and you fall through the floor.

Hey I wonder how the President is do-

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