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musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Man it's nearly 4am instead of 3am I fuckin hate spring forward

You've read WoT, Malazan is a whole 4 books shorter, & definitely shorter than the Cosmere

Amazing how many of the 100 best MLB players were on the *checks notes* NFL's Green Bay Packers, San Diego Chargers, New England Patriots, or named mononymically "Kershaw"

Out of curiosity, since I'm in the midst of my 1st read of it, where would you rank Malazan?

It is beyond my expectations in every way. Zero notes, I'm even ok with the maroon leather (I'd have preferred a navy or a black, but that's just personal preferences)

Not the spreadsheet lol

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Wait why the fuck do we only get 4 months of Standard Time boooo we're getting screwed

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

It's the fuckin worst, & having "fall back" doesn't make up for it

Hideaki Anno's Jeff The Baby Landshark

Oh it's no joke I'd buy the absolute shit out of that book

Peach Momoko's Neon Genesis Evangelion

This is a cursed skeet

N.K. Jemisin just *does not* miss, I heartily endorse this rec

Ok so maybe a thing I'm doing today on BlueSky is recommending books at people. If you see this, post a book you'd recommend to others

(My #WoTSkies moots, I challenge you to recommend a non-WoT/non-Cosmere book unless you're trying to evangelize outside the fandoms to your audience)

Speaking of if you are following me on this site for some reason and you haven't read Death of the Author by Nnedi Okorafor, you absolutely should remedy that as soon as possible

Speaking of, buy Preeti's newest book! Payal Mehta's Romance Revenge Plot is available now (a book I have apparently recommended enough times that it just comes up in my predictive text)

www.barnesandnoble.com/w/payal-meht...

I live in Austin, I was issued a smoker when I arrived 16 years ago

As a slightly overweight white guy in my 40s it is my solemn duty to join a curling team or do a podcast, I don't make the rules

Kathleen Hanna & Bikini Kill - still the best to this day

#DragRace

And appropriately not one queen in the bottom. Fuck yeah top 7 you deserved that, great job by everyone

#DragRace

Not ONE single bad outfit in a design challenge? Hot damn what a great job by the top 7

#DragRace

The entire cast gaslighting Juicy Love Dion about the existence of "Crystal" the nonexistent drag queen was peak comedy

And eventually we get Planet She-Hutt

Clerk: Take this object-but beware, it carries a terrible curse
Homer: Ooh, thats bad
C: But it come with a free frogurt!
H: That's good!
C: The frogurt is also cursed
H: That's bad
C: But you get your choice of topping!
H: That's good
C: The toppings contain potassium benzoate
H: ...
C: That's bad.

"My baby is missing! Yes, I'll hold"
*baby come back plays*

I opened for Stone Temple Pilots while Scott Weiland was still alive & stole a crowd from Joan Jett during a multi-stage festival (sorry Joan Jett, they obviously had terrible taste)