On the train and I’ve just heard the “HELLO MOTO” ringtone. Fascinating. Like a relic from a bygone era, an ancient song.
The lady answered and said “Just letting you know I’m on the bus” even though we’re on a train.
Magnificent few seconds.
Growing up ginger in the UK
Photo of the Phoenix Cinema in East Finchley, with "Elephant by Matthew Hopper and Ali Woods" illuminated.
Photo of a personalised pick & mix bag with yellow and white stripes and saying "Thanks for coming! Matt & Ali"
Photo from inside the cinema screen - red and white seats, filled with people and a person in front of the camera is holding popcorn.
Photo of Ali Woods performing stand-up in front of an "Elephant" title card, showing the three stars of the film (including Ali Woods).
Special time seeing three of Matthew Hopper's short films, including the premiere of Elephant w/ @aliwoods.bsky.social, earlier today 🎟 Each one had a valuable perspective on masculinity - thinking about how men relate to one another, and asking how they can express their vulnerabilities.
Your friend who actually does Dry January
How office couples propose
(With my fiance 🤞 @fredasquith.bsky.social)
How all straight men dress
(#1 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)
If my girlfriend was in A Quiet Place
(#3 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)
Parents randomly mentioning everyone’s race/ethnicity/religion in the story
(#4 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)
How it feels when you have your first healthy meal in weeks
(#6 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)
When someone’s annoying phone call becomes interesting
(#7 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)
The two friendship groups you have when you’re 30
(#8 in my Top 10 Favourite Sketches of 2024)
Trying to have a conversation with someone who doesn’t ask questions
(No. 9 in my 10 Favourite Sketches of 2024)
Trying to avoid depression in January
#10 in my Top 10 Favourite Sketches of 2024
When guys try to kiss you at the weirdest times
Asking British people if they fancy a pint in December
POV: You’re at the Finance Christmas Party
When your Spotify wrapped is embarrassing
W/ @fredasquith.bsky.social @hamstandup.bsky.social
British train companies when the weather’s not 100% perfect
On holiday with your ‘morning person’ boyfriend
