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You’ve heard it here first, and absolutely last. Everton are coming from behind to win 2-1 today.

Hmm. Yeah, by the same rationale, telling an addict to stop doing what they’re addicted to will stop them being addicted. This is basically the industry saying “when we’ve taken all you’ve got, fuck off”.

Invite some colleagues for a barbecue, realise something profound and then post it on linked in in that “I’ve written this to sound humble while also selling my Personal Brand”.

That’d be the big win. I don’t mind the occasional flutter, but I haven’t done it in years because the adverts are as insidious as they are ubiquitous. A phrase that felt delightful in my cybermouth.

Or “27% of women in Australia are victims of domestic violence in their lifetime. Problematic gambling will triple the chances of your becoming a victim or perpetrator of it - still want to talk accumulators?”

A glance at the raw data in Australia would make gambling adverts easy to prohibit. Instead of “what’s gambling REALLY costing you” at the end of the advert (mandatory warning), they could say “did you know the gambling industry costs Australians net $31.5bn per year, or $1,527 per individual.”

One for the “give me one example of how you’re not treated equally” brigade. So many LADZ out there who just don’t notice these aggregated mini aggressions because… well, because they’re not the target.

That’s an effort, that, lid - well done.

Gaaaah! Any future opportunities? Would seriously consider living there myself, it’s a brilliant country.

Game of Thrones? W

FINE! Just someone fucking draw Rihanna, then. I don’t care. All I’ve tried to do is help. Sort yourselves out, then. Just whatever.

Look, I’ve already said we can draw Rihanna on the next note. Why do you lot hate animals and love dead politicians so much? Sickening. #sickening #sickened #sick #sic

What do you mean, “so-called”? Do I have to produce its birth certificate for you, Donald Trump? Yknow what, no wonder this country is falling apart at the seams.

Christ, I remember them both like they were yesterday. Or last week, at least. One of my few skills is remembering obscure adverts from the late 70s to late 80s.

I think these are both examples of bad-faith arguments. I’ve just checked and there are no vans on the A49 at present, and the badger were drawing on the bank notes is young and very much alive. Stop trying to derail the argument with nonsense.

With a bit of luck, we’ll soon find out. #TFKWP

Which one out of a badger and Churchill is dead?

Exactly. We should have a new rule about bank notes. No dead people on them. They’ve had their time. Time for the badger. Or otter. Whichever it was. And when it dies, we can draw someone new on the next note. Rihanna, maybe - always loved her eyes.

I started a rumour that someone has sawed off his left leg, just below the knee. Was delighted to find out it was just a pack of lies.

Something else to thank Sadiq CAN’T for!!!1

Well, if you ask me, they’re asking for trouble. And YOU should know better.

Jesus god, it looks like it fell off the face of the walking dead!

Have you been driving really carefully?

The bannisters in the shopping centres - that’s done me!

A fair cop and I’ll take it on the jaw. I am a genuine Russian bot. I thought I’d got away with it by using the european alphabet instead of the Cyrillic one, but I guess my incessant jokes about big coats and vodka blew my cover. Tried to hide in plain sight, got the gulag.

When you say “state actors” - is that like Olivia Coleman playing the queen? I’ve never understood the connection between people like her and “how it all works”, it just seems really arbitrary.

Don’t you be throwing your racial profiling projections at me, bucko.

A new record!

Ahhh he’s a right knobhead.

Deserved numbers.

You’re right. Those people named in that image are just a group of young 20something kids who’ve never achieved a single thing in their lives. They just want it all on a plate. Thanks for alerting me to their tricks - I’ll stay cyber-safe.