Something that speaks to a sudden decline in our society is the amount of people I’ve seen lately approaching stop signs and then going right through them like “nope, don’t believe in this anymore!”
As someone who has survived multiple jaw bone infections and needed several endodontic treatments for tooth infections, let me tell you that this man died in one of the most painful ways possible
They tortured him. An untreated tooth infection is torture.
I wonder if any other nation Americans consider one of our geopolitical Rivals noticed that four days of lobbing missiles at Iran from afar reduced the president to screaming at defense contractor CEOs to conjur up more missiles instantly because we're running out.
Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.
Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.
Guy who thinks Cars is by The Cars. Hey, now that I’ve invented you, I don’t blame ya.
the security guard who caught me smearing boat widening cream on the hull of a container ship just outside the suez canal: is that boat widening cream?
me: what
If anyone slows me down for even a second I will drive like a psycho, so could we build traffic rules around my lack of self-control please
A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”
Wise words
one has to wonder whether the coterie of scheming viziers who surround president grandpa and do elder abuse to him get annoyed that this charismatic mohammadean swindler is yanking president grandpas chains using the same arts and crafts tricks they use
No one ever wants to do the maintenance
my uncle runs a place in Anchorage that serves fish and chips, and he named the half portion the "Texas size" which is just an incredible troll
Deep longing sigh lol
Terrible joke, pedantic answer, all in one. is there anything i cant do
Underwater
I don't let my social media platforms define what kind of loser I am
this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me
This reminds me of those videos of the lady doing GRMW but her younger sister with down syndrome is doing the voiceover. And her sister is BRUTAL.
pre-covid i used to always get corned beef hash at this self-serve breakfast buffet in laguardia. corned beef hash is already basically really nice dog food to begin with. i love it so much
“Looksmaxxers” are losers and freaks, but we let them steer the culture when we adopt their terminology.
Just saw this based on this post. Bad in at least 10 ways. Racist. Like 4 or 5 great character actors almost absolutely squandered. Thin, boring plot. Ridiculous. Loved it
"i could buy a samsung"
one of the most frustrating things about there being “no jobs” is that we all walk around and see the work that needs to be done. our cities are crumbling, our people need help, our world is dying. there’s so much work to be done, if only it were good for the balance sheet
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I, a child of rednecks and descendant of millworkers, have more in common with these men than anyone who calls them my enemy.
I imagine there's a lot of crossover between people who watch movies based on the RT score and people who might enjoy the movie Melania
the absolute essence of this movie - one of the pieces of art i respect most out of everything i've experienced - is there is an extent to our behavior that places us beyond hope
@boontavista.com porcelain man in the conversation post the clip if only for me
the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas
the fantasy of sprinting through neighborhoods wearing predator cloaking tech and smashing every single ring doorbell camera with a fireplace poker. blinding the AI, home by home
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
