Then the fucks are going to come to me!
06.03.2026 16:59
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Did you do something with your hair Susan? 😉
06.03.2026 16:59
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I going under for elbow plastic surgery today. Finally I'm going have the elbows of a developing fetus again. I haven't had anything to eat for 3 weeks in prep. Wish me luck!
06.03.2026 16:46
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I get more bang for my buck by fucking money
06.03.2026 16:45
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God giving me dandruff like tell me when
06.03.2026 03:49
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Forced emotional labor camps
06.03.2026 02:52
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Cat with feet in the foreground
Cat dick pic
06.03.2026 02:49
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Down with art! I can't understand it! Up with content! It's there!
06.03.2026 02:42
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Oh, to you and the cheeseburger I assumed
05.03.2026 19:39
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BREAKING: Craig calls for the resignation of president
05.03.2026 19:34
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Happy anniversary!
05.03.2026 16:43
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
05.03.2026 01:25
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Let me guess? They're blue, brown, or black? What a coincidence!
04.03.2026 20:07
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Hoop! Skank! Haa!
04.03.2026 20:06
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I didn't say I wanted an AI girlfriend, I said I wanted an A1 girlfriend, as in A1 steak sauce. I want a girlfriend made out of steak sauce. Maybe I just want a steak.
04.03.2026 08:47
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The alphabet song when your don't know the words
04.03.2026 20:03
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Now get your brother Eagleposse
04.03.2026 19:58
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Wolfgang has to be the coolest name. It’s like if you named your kid Knifestorm or something
04.03.2026 01:26
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I'm officially done with Twitter. I'm gonna start yelling into the sewer more now so keep an ear out.
08.10.2024 00:41
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Bro get off Twitter. Don't let them have your talent.
28.02.2026 01:56
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I don't know, you don't look very trustworthy... I mean you've barely had any plastic surgery...
04.03.2026 03:45
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My wife and I are pre-gaming the paint 'n' sip by doing shots of Sherwin-Williams
01.03.2026 21:18
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With barf!
03.03.2026 02:19
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cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can
03.03.2026 00:17
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Leonardo da Vinci couldn't happen in America. He'd be Leonardo da Little Italy.
01.03.2026 22:51
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Yeah I went to republican college. I majored in griftology.
02.03.2026 06:21
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Bulk witch craft supplies
02.03.2026 05:28
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Great for day painting
02.03.2026 04:37
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3 coats!
02.03.2026 03:35
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I trust the first few rounds were of an appropriate primer?
02.03.2026 02:16
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