Good morning βοΈ
Good morning βοΈ
Watching Pirates of the Caribbean
What time is it? 8:67 π€£
Cat holding a catnip banana
Runny making sure the banana doesnβt get away πΉ
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Happy birthday!
Wrong number and they left a voicemail. I think they were speaking Chinese or Korean, not what the Transcription tried to translate π€£
Cat sleeping inside a box
π΅Iβm the cat in the boxπ΅
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If you invite me to a party and there is a cat at that party but i cannot pet that cat at that party well, then you can count meowt
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If MTV had just stuck to music, TV today wouldnβt be such shit.
the word βplatitudeβ kinda just sounds like a platypus with an attitude
I had spaghetti
In complete honesty mashed potatoes and a giant slice of pumpkin pie is my perfect holiday dinner.
Looks nice, but I also like your goofy bread
To whoever stole the antidepressants out of my car: i hope you're happy now.
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Fluffy looking all sophisticated
Uh, youβre not going to believe this butβ¦π€£
Same here!
Trying to find all my Twitter/X peeps on here. Iβll follow everyone back if you happen to find me first.