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Dubya: The Chosen Chooser!

@siberiantigger

him/he 🔞Adults Only Parody #N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶F̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ ̵t̶h̶e̶ ̵S̶u̶p̶r̶e̶m̶e̶ ̵C̶o̶u̶r̶t̶ ̵m̶a̶d̶e̶ ̵m̶e̶ ̵T̶h̶e̶ ̵D̶e̶c̶i̶d̶e̶r̶̵!̵ I was THE DECIDER but I evolved and now I AM THE CHOSEN CHOOSER! Your nation is up for grabs. Grab it. Take it back from the #draculas. 🧛🏻

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This is the bill to call your reps about and the relevant text in it

14.09.2025 17:40 👍 350 🔁 213 💬 10 📌 5

He's awesome.

This fact is ridiculous.

15.09.2025 00:48 👍 114 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 0

whatever dude like adios man

15.09.2025 00:48 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
purple strap-on holster but instead of an artificial schlong it’s one of those boingy things on the back of a door

purple strap-on holster but instead of an artificial schlong it’s one of those boingy things on the back of a door

[beavis voice]

boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oooiinnng

25.11.2024 15:56 👍 797 🔁 110 💬 51 📌 13

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14.09.2025 01:52 👍 9851 🔁 1862 💬 495 📌 152

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14.09.2025 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👍🏻 💯/2

14.09.2025 02:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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14.09.2025 02:10 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
zadraaa 123d
Mary Smith, a "knocker-upper" who earned sixpence a week shooting dried peas at windows to wake people for work (East London, 1930s)

zadraaa 123d Mary Smith, a "knocker-upper" who earned sixpence a week shooting dried peas at windows to wake people for work (East London, 1930s)

look at the careers they’ve taken from us

13.09.2025 22:23 👍 994 🔁 182 💬 33 📌 11

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14.09.2025 02:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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13.09.2025 15:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the assassination
of reason
and proportion:
our most enduring
death

Millions of kids will die because this administration gutted USAID. Nobody will lower an American flag for them. Nobody responsible will bat an eye.

We are a sick country, full of decent people—and lots and lots of guns.

11.09.2025 12:11 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

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13.09.2025 14:30 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Tue, Jul 29
I'd love to jerk off and cum all over you while you're in the bath tub like that
But I'm in knee high fuck boots and sexy lingerie
2:06 PM
Today
Get rid of that Charlie Kirk comment!
Show some respect dumb ass

Tue, Jul 29 I'd love to jerk off and cum all over you while you're in the bath tub like that But I'm in knee high fuck boots and sexy lingerie 2:06 PM Today Get rid of that Charlie Kirk comment! Show some respect dumb ass

12.09.2025 18:33 👍 2638 🔁 414 💬 18 📌 11

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12.09.2025 21:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Well, here’s your problem, Mr. Schueler.”

“Well, here’s your problem, Mr. Schueler.”

“Well, here’s your problem, Mr. Schueler.”

12.09.2025 17:05 👍 113 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 0

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12.09.2025 17:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's crazy how many people can't process that, yeah, racists can actually be nice, kind, friendly, generous toward you...IF YOU LOOK LIKE THEM!🤷‍♂️

The amount of people who can't seem to grasp that a white racist not mistreating you, another white person, well isn't an indication of fucking anything.

12.09.2025 16:47 👍 741 🔁 135 💬 16 📌 10

i keep pushing the same button on my computer expecting different results, you know like how a lot of you live your lives

12.09.2025 16:24 👍 110 🔁 35 💬 13 📌 1

my birthday is coming up too, depending on where you live. I'm going to be 33 this year. I didn't expect to make it to 20. then I didn't expect to make it to 25 etc. you know this song. it's not new or unique

I'm still breathing. but a lot of better people than me aren't. because of people like him

12.09.2025 16:09 👍 59 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

It is genuinely funny when shitlibs will talk about being willing to sacrifice trans people, disabled people, and other marginalized and ask risk groups to capitulate to and negotiate with fascism, call everyone who won't throw those people under the bus as traitors, and then try to language police

12.09.2025 16:37 👍 66 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0

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12.09.2025 16:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't want to do a 1-like-1-thing post but I do want to have a long thread of takes so instead:

Every Time I Want To Reply To Someone On Bluesky With "That's Not True Though Is It" I'm Going To Post A Take In This Thread

04.08.2025 10:11 👍 275 🔁 14 💬 6 📌 8
A mugshot registration photograph from Auschwitz. A man with a shaved head wearing a striped uniform photographed in three positions (profile and front with bare head and a photo with a slightly turned head with a hat on). The prisoner number is visible on a marking board on the left.

A mugshot registration photograph from Auschwitz. A man with a shaved head wearing a striped uniform photographed in three positions (profile and front with bare head and a photo with a slightly turned head with a hat on). The prisoner number is visible on a marking board on the left.

11 September 1906 | A Pole, Józef Mirochna, was born in Bochnia.

Deported to #Auschwitz from Tarnów on 14 June 1940 in the first transport of Poles.
No. 594
He perished in the camp on 26 August 1942.
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Watch a video about the first transport of Poles to Auschwitz: https://youtu.be/kKOZLEUo2QM

11.09.2025 08:00 👍 368 🔁 71 💬 8 📌 0

I don't have thoughts or even prayers for the guy. I heard some children got shot at a school, tho.

Seems as if this didn't happen as much when I was growing up. We just trained to hide under a desk in case of nucular attack.

11.09.2025 00:44 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0