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Thank you, the family glad that I came. His dog was there

Okay, thank you, that helps me know I’m making the right choice

Noooooooo that’s the worst

Is it weird being at the funeral visitation for someome you barely knew? I want to pay my respects, but I feel like other people who knew him better are more deserving of the family’s time

Ohh noooo

A tumblr post, Pact-weapon: I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters Somethingusefulfromflorida: in this economy you’ll be lucky to retire to your nickles Quinnception: a picture of Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets laughing

Absolute banger meme my partner sent me

Minnie Driver is on the view right now #ofmd

Massive sweet tooth,
owns really weird sex toys (not necessarily extreme, more like, completely novel instruments of pleasure)
has taught hiself several instruments, he doesn’t think he’s particularly good at any of them, but wows audiences whenever he plays,

A dress form draped with a gauzy fabric emroidered with large teal and green flowers for a skirt. Over this is a metallic teal satin over the chest and waist making and absolutely stunning dress

Stede Bonnet in this #ofmd

Fuck ICE hand embroidered patch Auction item 'Fuck ICE hand embroidered patch' hosted online at 32auctions.

I am super proud of this patch and I hope it goes to a good home! #fandommarket
This is my first ever embroidery project & there’s fusing in the back so it can be ironed on whatever your heart desires (as long as your heart desires to press an iron to that thing)
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And for some reason not entirely suprising

Seems to be the case. Fortunately my partner was nearby, so I was like “hey, you want to take it up with the 7ft guy coaching the swim team right through that window?”

It is a weird paradox, because using the correct pronouns is meant to validate that I’m not a woman, but catcalling is very much a symptom of the patriarchy so… is it just “ya Idc if you’re not a woman, I still see you as a sexual object below me” idkkk

Pretty much

I guess?

I was catcalled with gender neutral pronouns and I’m not 100% sure how to feel about that

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Perler art:
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I have three things up for auction! A hand embroidered patch, a custom comission, and some perler bead art!

My gift from the gift exchange! I got a fucking badass mermaid skelly on Depression Robe Fabric embroidery, a MerStede sticker, a KrakenEd Sticker, & a s2 You Wear Fine Things Well redux kiss print. 💋

LOOK AT MY GIFT! LOOK AT IT!!

Thank you to @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social for the lovely gift! I know I already gushed over it in DMs but i truly love it!

The skellies are stitched on Depression Robe Fabric! How fucking cool is that??

@crewforlife.bsky.social

#GiftOFMD #CrewForLife #PirateMail

I’m so so happy you love them!

lochnessbian Follow Gonna start sexting like i'm replying to an online lass discussion board lochnessbian hey there! first off, i think you made a really reat and well-worded point here. i definitely greed with what you said about wanting to fuck my tight little hole. going off of that, i did want to offer the perspective that i'm so fucking wet for you right now. this made me think about how you could come over tonight and rail me, but i'm open to suggestions! hanks for such a thoughtful response."

There’s an AU here… #ofmd

Actually maybe moreso Lucius

The baby has Stede’s hair

Yesterday I picked up my guitar for the first time in longer than I’d like to admit

Special fuck you with a cherry on top to people who see someone having an autistic meltdown and decided to be asshole to them because they think that they’re trying to make a scene

Thank you so much! I was so glad to see you!

Don't let the door hit you, you dog-murdering dimbulb torture grift queen

Digital drawing of a baby crow wearing a flower as a hat, titled "full of whimsy"

baby crow with a hat 🎀 that's it folks

#art