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(they/them), webcomicker, birder, interested in things. Comic: http://www.titleunrelated.com portfolio: artofgpike.com #bunstatus #Art

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06.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish somebody would study my special, special brain. XD

06.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, I have AuDHD and I have never heard about this either

06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, when I'm coloring literally anything lol

06.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not as cool as it sounds - I have a mild version of it (combined with sensitive sense of smell) and I want to eat all the foods but many of them are too strong, rich, bitter, or hot (not a fan of capsaicin). I'm constantly bombarded with smells of unknown origin, to the point of paranoia. πŸ˜…

06.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think she's gonna be primarily remembered for shooting her dog and being the last one to realize she was fired. XD

06.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You call tell it's nowhere near human-like intelligence, it cannot comprehend the benefit of covering its ass or protecting the brand. XD

06.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dad was making this joke 35 years ago, and since that time people have somehow gotten WORSE with computers. 🀣

06.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Acoustic vehicle = bike with cards in the spokes

06.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh, you mean the bollock dagger? XD (My spouse follow's Tod's workshop, he's great!)

06.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've learned one thing in a life of being mistreated by peers, and it's that if I'm loud I'm annoying and if I'm quiet I don't exist. XD

06.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Comedians were right about there being a special place in hell for car salesmen.

06.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hot Allostatic Load Build the shittiest thing possible. Build out of trash because all i have is trash. Trash materials, trash bodies, trash brain syndrome. Build in the gaps between storms of chronic pain. Build insi…

This is old, but I re-read it today and it feels like we've backslid even further since it was written:

thenewinquiry.com/hot-allostat...

06.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody who works for a living could ever possibly be racist or admire fascism! 🀑

06.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have an 8 ft tall stack of drawers full of yarn in my living room. XD

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been successfully prevented from buying a sewing machine for over a decade, at this point, idk how much longer they'll be able to hold me back xD

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The world we live in is a world where wars are not fought for any strategic power competition reasons at all, but one where they are fought specifically to generate imagery of suffering for sadistic perverts to get off to without any more thought put into why than that

04.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

The thing about Donald Trump is that he really only loves three things: murder, theft, and rape

The other thing about Donald Trump is that he only really hates three things: laws, democracy, and brown people

04.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

This is where we got the Tumblr joke about Jesus being a trans man.

06.03.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this this Killing Moon I've heard so much about

06.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am always so torn because like, yeah, she's right, about cis men. But there are some men know exactly what it's like to be treated as a woman, to live with that fear.

06.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
List song - Wikipedia

Wikipedia just says "list songs"! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_song

06.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Life is a Rock but the Radio Rolled Me" is another example of this type of song! And arguably "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"? It's a whole genre!

06.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He wasn't even the first one to do it!

06.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Close-up profile of pelican with bright blue eye. It’s breeding horn is evident on its bill. The background is frothy water.

Close-up profile of pelican with bright blue eye. It’s breeding horn is evident on its bill. The background is frothy water.

Putting in my bet on this year’s American White Pelican arrival in Saskatoon (it’s an annual event - there are prizes!) has me thinking about how much I’m looking forward to seeing those gigantic prehistoric weirdos again. Can’t wait #birds

06.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 351 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a small honeyeater with green leaves and yellow/green flowers that look like a bit like cotton candy. The bird is shades of brown with a black, white, and yellow face mask, and dark blue eyes. it is facing the viewer with its head turned to one side.

Photo of a small honeyeater with green leaves and yellow/green flowers that look like a bit like cotton candy. The bird is shades of brown with a black, white, and yellow face mask, and dark blue eyes. it is facing the viewer with its head turned to one side.

Yellow-faced Honeyeater.
#birds

06.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Including a Star Wars reference at the end was HEINOUS

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a thing that's been bouncing around my head lately is a line from Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett, where in an argument with the Wizards about paying taxes, the Patrician says "if per capita is a problem, decapita can be arranged"

06.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JUMPSCARED

06.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0