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My legit job title is scientist now and I just ordered a lot of banjo parts

In THIS house, we celebrate Ash Wednesday correctly.

If a space monster killed my winter dogs I would simply never sleep until I killed all of it with fire and shotguns, maybe bleed out in the snow. #TheThing

Baby, im an anarchist. Youre a spineless liberal.

I do almost entirely fieldwork and I am starting to see the benefits from WFH

I think she ACTUALLY fears I might starve to death

The most distressing part of Saw is Carey Elwes in mortician makeup with some really weird lighting.

Targeted ads versus current shower curtain

What

Wait Red Dwarf is on Peacock

Pitch: bill Maher in an undercover boss type show where he just has to experience the real world.

I mean we're all at least vaguely familiar with like, literally all the sci-fi thats ever been written, write?

Lot of people being insecure about machines when we've all been trained from birth to kill them with machine guns.

Can I bookmark stuff in this yet

Buckle up boys its going to get so much dumber.

I was going to tweet something funny but honestly guys just watch in Bruges

Twins

Printed off and hanging in my office, obviously.

French is a fucking stupid language and I dont respect it.

How much cheese is too much cheese before a date

Ramon perez n'a pas sommeil

FUCKING SOMEONE gets me

We're so fucked because journalists cant say this. Just other people

Oh man someone else gets it

“Fund the police” they said.

Gotta share joy where you find it.