Michelle Jones

Thank you!

Anyone have a recommendation for a handyman in Louisville who does small jobs? I have a handful of small things but my former guy went and got a day job. 😭

Perfect

Creative 10 yo niece gave me the best bookmark ever for my bday. She’s an awesome kid. 🩸💉🔪🪏🪓

This is truly my life philosophy.

For real. Oh I see you’re a TJ Max supporter? And you over there really love the RING surveillance camera team huh?

I was thinking Racing’s looks like a backdrop for school pictures in 1995.

Well…choices were made.

Stuff your kindle with sapphic reads

One Day Only!

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

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Are car dealerships the singularly most sleazy business in America? I just want to give you cash money for the thing I want to buy. Why must I sit through an hour of you trying to sell me other shit? And you trying to slip fees and shit in hoping I won’t notice?

screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

Nice!

How exciting!

Meeeeeeeee!

Does the Louisville library have 3d printers? If so it might be time to re-up my library card.

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Here’s my problem with Unrivaled:
I like too many players on different teams.

And it’s causing me great angst.

It’s the book cover Winnie deserves.

I knew there were pockets of ppl who didn’t believe in science. I just vastly underestimated how many there were - & how many ppl would fall for their rhetoric. Covid was an incredibly harsh wake up call for me. The disappointment felt by many of us in medicine & research is simply unfathomable.

Can’t recommend “How to Get to Heaven from Belfast” strongly enough. If you enjoyed “Derry Girls” you should love it.

Hey Louisville! I hear you need your medical marijuana card applications notarized? And that some banks are turning people away? I, your friendly neighborhood notary, shall never turn you away. Just buy me a coffee or drink. 😘

AMEN. TELL ‘EM

hey Louisville, we are raffling off a sponsorship for Lakeside (you are responsible for all membership fees). chances are 50 bucks and you'll be helping our homeless neighbors

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They Built Stepford AI and Called It “Agentic” Women’s “ick” for AI isn’t technophobia or a gap to close. It’s wisdom to act on.

[this is good]

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Today on rounds in the #Hospice Inpatient Unit:

Wife: He’s lost one his hearing aids & I’m very worried we may not find it.

Patient response: Do you really think I’ll need hearing aids to talk to Jesus?

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

The way all these former A-Listers are showing up in commercials has got to be a sign the economy is about to absolutely crater, isn’t it?

I’m mad at everyone who participated in this Jurassic Park mess.

Quotes from 65-year old guest watching the halftime show:

“At least I don’t know if he’s talking dirty.”

“It’s very favorable music.”