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i thought it dragggggggged

07.03.2026 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yup

26.01.2026 03:27 👍 313 🔁 59 💬 0 📌 1

Pls spoiler, the accounts of the woke camps are too horrible for main

06.03.2026 22:18 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would personally pay to rent him upwards of ten blood and guts movies, if we can manage to switch him back to the fake stuff.

05.03.2026 22:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think people underestimate the number of americans who believe in literal demonic forces shaping the world.

05.03.2026 21:35 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gm

05.03.2026 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t stand attendance perverts. On an unrelated note, I hate being measured by hours put in instead of results.

05.03.2026 14:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This kind of thing is so often incentivized despite being transparently bullshit.

05.03.2026 14:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

does he have a theory about why this peptide impacted verbal function?

05.03.2026 13:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

then why did they name it "mel-a-NO-TAN" ?!?!?!

05.03.2026 13:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you don't want your invasion to get tickets!!!!

04.03.2026 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok I agree with you this is unfortunately hilarious. I don’t think I could maintain an Appropriately Somber and Judicial tone if I were the judge here

03.03.2026 12:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to find this footloose quote????

03.03.2026 06:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You wouldn’t double barrel a question!!!

02.03.2026 19:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big balls

02.03.2026 16:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Michael C. Jordan will return as “The Triplets” in Sinner2

02.03.2026 05:58 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doing good-adjacent things for insane reasons is still bad

28.02.2026 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh yeah? well then how DID the leopard get his spots????

28.02.2026 18:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“The meats the government won’t let you have”

27.02.2026 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do party charges have official penalties? I didn’t know there was a parallel party justice system

26.02.2026 15:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pls do not use my name in vain

25.02.2026 03:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which incantation are you murmuring? They change out the codebooks every Turning

24.02.2026 03:16 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Is it 16m tokens or 16m interactions? An mtok is like $5, but idk what they mean by an “interaction”

24.02.2026 03:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

the operations would have to be nearly simultaneous to reduce the chance of ambush, right? That seems incredibly stressful on all of the supporting units, but also on a command structure that would need eyes on 6+ complicated missions at once.

24.02.2026 00:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It would significantly slow down our Poasting but maybe that’s Worth It.

23.02.2026 19:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My primary care provider is an NP and she’s great. Often NPs/PAs can spend more time with patients too, instead of having like 6 minutes per impression.

23.02.2026 19:23 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Gotta loop back around!!! Then we can do religious texts probably.

23.02.2026 19:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, absolutely! And I’m sure they have problems with drug-seeking behavior etc. regularly. While I waited, I saw them call police for two different men who’d been told not to return. I’m sure she was stressed. Annnnnd assuming I had an ulterior motive was real shitty.

23.02.2026 19:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hadn’t asked for any specific treatment or medicine, and was very happy to hear “you’re fine, go home”!!

23.02.2026 19:10 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I went to the ER a few years ago on advice of my doctor’s office, because I was having some weird metabolic symptoms (I was fine).
They made me wait 6 hours and then a doctor *very* angrily asked me “what were you hoping to get out of coming here tonight?”

23.02.2026 19:09 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0