Papito

We usually just hit up Leonardo’s in east ‘couve

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Shrooms, spinach, sun-dried tomato, artichoke and bacon

jimi hendrix, war hero:

Many of you haven’t ever had to cover some shit up for some people and it shows in the responses

Sick Jan YouTube video by Chris Fleming

Just did taxes. Spent the morning singing “ Sick Jan”
Which of course is the greatest song ever written about H&R Block

youtu.be/INPswB2dtDQ?...

they should also invent a vaccine so you don't *see* shingles on the internet

the internet in 2026: I am going to be shown the president's shingles rash roughly four thousand times today

A large, decorative stone sculpture of a face with an open mouth, resembling a monster. Two people are entering through the mouth, which is surrounded by greenery.

i hope they remembered to save their game first

they call them ghost peppers because once you eat them, they will haunt your butt forever

Post a pic you took, no context, add some zen to the fee

A Cyclops action figure firing an optic blast that, on close inspection, is revealed to be a sausage

The Tamashii Nations Instagram reposted this and I felt you all needed to see it

The worst.

Gotta make sure my kids see the classics

Im good at making quips at social gatherings, cooking food and picking up heavy stuff. Just leave me out of the appearance or image decisions

Bout to rent Cabin Boy.

Nah. I’ve relied on ladies in my life to tell me how to look since like ‘95. Too much responsibility for a big oaf like me.

My wife is carrying our first child. He’s 16. Soooo lazy

My Ko-Fi doesn’t allow reviews but trust me when you message me I read each and every single one of these and reply back.

I am not just a “business” I am a human. I am a small business mama that grinds everyday to make my business more than just a dream.

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Random drug test but they give you a random drug and you have to guess what it is

happy who do you think you are i am to all who celebrate

This stuff is legit.

do we see him cut off the 200 foreskins

Lmao Speedboat Passenger, yeah just like my dad was a "tourist squaredance caller from Georgia" when he was in Germany and Italy during the Cold War and I'm not kidding that was his actual cover

We sat on a six pack of this for three years before giving it to a guy who fixed the bar toilet by reaching down the drain to pull underwear out with his hands

A real estate website for kaiju, we can call it GodZillow

when i say i'm on the apps i mean epicurious

• No player is allowed to reposition his balls with his hands. Uhhhhh,,, ok 😬

can he use someone else’s ?

Cinderella is short for Cindy Mozzarella

No thanks. If I wanted to hear an old man lie to me about how great of a job he’s doing, I’d go to church