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Writer, engineer, mother, dabbler in crafts. Words in Trash Cat Lit, The Storms, The Hooghly Review, Silly Goose Press and others.

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Submission Guidelines - The Solitary Daisy The Solitary Daisy Journal runs on a fortnightly schedule (every two weeks). In each issue there is a prompt. Haiku written to the prompt will be considered

Reminder: submissions close tomorrow (Sunday, March 8) on the theme of Signs of Spring. Details here: thesolitarydaisy.ca/submission-g... #haiku #senryu #haikusubmissions

07.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a-salted. (Story fodder perhaps??)

06.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking gorgeous 😍

05.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A writer in pyjamas, hair unbrushed, slightly sweaty...let's not say I don't put in an effort. πŸ˜†

05.03.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it."

Apparently this is Brandolini's Law - I am inordinately pleased with it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandol...

05.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Book Group

The last Thursday of every month was Book Group,
when the books would gather together to discuss Brian.

β€œIt’s no fun here any more,” remarked Bleak House, glumly.β€¨β€œWhy doesn’t he read us?” whined the Grapes of Wrath. β€œIt makes me so angry!” β€¨β€œI’m sure he only bought me so he can show me off to his friends,”
complained Ulysses, in a stream of self-consciousness.

β€œI bet he can’t even remember my name, The Idiot,”
muttered a voice from the Russian literature section.β€¨β€œThat’s because he avoids you like The Plague,” said another.β€¨β€œC’est vrai!” came a cry. β€œIt is like I do not exist.”

β€œLet’s not give up on him yet.” It was Brave New World.
After some Persuasion, they agreed to give him one last chance.β€¨β€œBe quiet!” cried Waiting for Godot with Great Expectations.β€¨β€œHere he comes now!”

Brian entered the room, with his phone.
He sat down and watched some videos of baby pandas falling over.
After an hour or so, he started googling cats dressed as celebrities.

On the shelf, the books waited with uncracked spines,
their silence speaking volumes.


Brian Bilston

Book Group The last Thursday of every month was Book Group,
when the books would gather together to discuss Brian. β€œIt’s no fun here any more,” remarked Bleak House, glumly.β€¨β€œWhy doesn’t he read us?” whined the Grapes of Wrath. β€œIt makes me so angry!” β€¨β€œI’m sure he only bought me so he can show me off to his friends,”
complained Ulysses, in a stream of self-consciousness. β€œI bet he can’t even remember my name, The Idiot,”
muttered a voice from the Russian literature section.β€¨β€œThat’s because he avoids you like The Plague,” said another.β€¨β€œC’est vrai!” came a cry. β€œIt is like I do not exist.” β€œLet’s not give up on him yet.” It was Brave New World.
After some Persuasion, they agreed to give him one last chance.β€¨β€œBe quiet!” cried Waiting for Godot with Great Expectations.β€¨β€œHere he comes now!” Brian entered the room, with his phone.
He sat down and watched some videos of baby pandas falling over.
After an hour or so, he started googling cats dressed as celebrities. On the shelf, the books waited with uncracked spines,
their silence speaking volumes. Brian Bilston

In celebration of World Book Day, here’s a poem called β€˜Book Group’.

05.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 421 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 10

Nice one, Sarah

04.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

low sunlight glimmers
-- stitching the clouds together
a skein of Brent geese

#haiku of mine (published in Seashores Issue 10)

03.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! (I could not see it )

02.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I once asked the bread shop woman to cut me in half - fortunately I was pointing at a baguette and she was kind...

02.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Soup kitchen heart wrencher (but not soupy). From @kiklodge.bsky.social in @doesithavepockets.bsky.social Take a read.

02.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. My heart broken and healed in the reading. Thanks.

02.03.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, that's it!

01.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant title!

01.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! Jumps for J

01.03.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Joy?

01.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Submissions for the Mini Bin are now OPEN.
Send us your best micros before 8pm (UK Time) on the 10th March.
Make 'em short, make 'em sharp, make 'em story.
50-175 words, any genre.

trashcatlit.com/microfiction...

01.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Could be? J is a funny one...

01.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Welkin Genre Prize, 5 Genres, 5 Judges, 5 Winners. An Eco category, a History category (leaving J, B, F to guess). I feel like I'm on Only Connect here!

01.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

What is at the heart of our stories??? (I am intrigued and baffled in equal measure).

27.02.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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HEADS-UP: THE #50PRECIOUSWORDS 2026 INTERNATIONAL WRITING CONTEST IS COMING SOON!!! Hurray! It’s almost time for the #50PreciousWords 2026 International Writing Contest. Some of you have been participating since the beginning. But others are here for the first time. So, I&#8…

A opportunity for kidlit writers. Great workshop/feedback prizes for a 50 words or fewer story. Open on the 2nd and 3rd of March only. @nimblewitlit.bsky.social - might be of interest to your followers? viviankirkfield.com/2026/02/07/h...

26.02.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

How lovely! I look forward to reading it.

26.02.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant! I'm sure you'll find someone to publish it.

25.02.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant news! Congratulations.

24.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful words. πŸ’”. So hard to lose a friend.

23.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting thread on how AI can't correctly answer what appears to be a simple question.

21.02.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks so much for this. I had thought that AI might be useful for "simple" queries, but it seems that even at this level it fails.

21.02.2026 10:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! More Miss Cathcart, teacher heroine. Thanks Alison!

20.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€­πŸ˜‚

20.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're not really sorry, are you...

20.02.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0