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1:1 scale human person Writing Silly things Occasional poetry UK

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Sometimes I lie awake in bed at night and pull the hairs out of my nose.

10.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BY THE WAY, acknowledging that writer pay is generally low and always has been does NOT mean that one should abandon the idea that a) one's work has value and b) that this value should be reflected in what is offered for it by others, says the former president of a writers' association.

10.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 654 ๐Ÿ” 46 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Somebody please wear a mannequin hand up their sleeve when they're going to shake his hand. Maybe one on a long spring, and scream GO GO GADGET WANKER DEFENCE DEVICE when he pulls it off.

10.03.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With the prices of basically everything going up all the time it's kind of people on social media to devote so much time to talking bollocks for free.

10.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks exactly like someone who looks vaguely like Keanu Reeves doing a pretty damn good cosplay of Neo.

10.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Duchy looks her best when she's wearing a little drama. Beautiful work.

10.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to respect that the mantis shrimp sees the world in a way that we cannot even imagine and has evolved to punch the fuck out of it.

09.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0