Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
Fuckin’ A.
You’re going to bike around the neighborhood with your friends until after dark and you’re gonna -like it-, Mister
Got these new Modelo ads opening with “Modelo tastes good” and, I’m sorry, that is stolen Winston cigarettes valor
I saw this trailer in a theater with maybe forty other people and I don’t think there was a single laugh. Dire
He wrote “Danger Zone” about his days drag racing by the shipyards. I mean, maybe. Probably. Well, it could be
"HIGH NOON" comic from The Perry Bible Fellowship comic Panel 1: Two cowboys are standing and arguing over a game of cards in a western bar. The cowboy wearing a white hat tells the cowboy wearing brown hat, "YOU. ME. TOMORROW. HIGH NOON" Panel 2: Time has passed. The white hat cowboy is doing an errand, carrying a box and whistling. The brown hat cowboy shoots his gun at him. Panel 3: White Hat Cowboy falls to the floor. He is bleeding from the gun shot. He says, "BUT - BUT IT AIN'T NOON!" Panel 4: A close up view of the wounded cowboy's confused face Panel 5: Brown hat Cowboy casually points to a clock tower in the back. A man is next to the giant clock and updating the hour hand towards noon time Brown hat cowboy says 'Spring Forward' The wounded cowboy is shown laughing at the situation and points to the clock tower.
Forgetting about updating your clocks can have dire consequences: (HIGH NOON comic from @pbfcomics.bsky.social)
Autistic people enjoy parallel play? Well, first of all it's called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
…why not, i’ve given up on dating anyway
They’re gonna drink out of their hose -so hard- at you
They should make a word for that annoyed feeling you get when you’re hangry, but for when you’re not hungry
Terrible moral choices and fabulous prizes await you
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Three can keep a secret, if two are dead. If only ONE is dead, each player rolls 2d6 and adds their Treachery score; lowest score dies. If NONE are dead, play each round normally until a Secret Token is acquired
this was an idle joke a year ago but what with current events and so on i think there is now a legitimate chance that by the time this game releases whatever world it is satirizing will be so dead its genre might as well be fantasy
When you click the "beautify slide" AI feature in Google Slides.
NOT A JOKE
I bet this rules and I bet “Tragedy” is an absolute fuckin banger
Of course i am. Good eatin’, get some nice clothes out of em, the complete package
They’re called dragons cuz they aren’t strong enough to fly away with prey so they just end up draggin’ em along the ground
I believe it's for this sweatshirt specifically via Bikini Kill's Bandcamp
That’s why New York City has no condo blocks and over 2.2 million duplexes
Damn, those are both good
Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
Overheard in the lunchroom at work:
A: Have you seen ‘Get Out’?… It’s a old movie.
B: No. Was it on Netflix?
A: No, it was in the theaters. Its old though. Like 2017.
B: No, I don’t know it. And Netflix doesn’t have it?
I’d keep transcribing but I just turned to dust 💀
2016: the Wendy’s twitter account posts self-aware jokes, opening an irreverent new frontier in brand marketing
2026: “CEO mukbang” is now compulsory for all fast food retailers
You gotta follow up on that lead and find Pip
That’s why you do it, you know? The only accolade that matters
Telegram thief; bison repairman
