Men be like: "I know he hurt you, but you gotta let that go so I can hurt you." 🙃
06.03.2026 23:47
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Happy Friday bros! Come sniff and bate w me 😈💦
06.03.2026 18:21
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Happy Friday bros! Come sniff and bate w me 😈💦
06.03.2026 18:21
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scuse me sir, this seat taken?
🥵
06.03.2026 17:30
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Been there since day one when Stefani was still banging it out in jazz bars in Brooklyn. Was so good to see how far she’s come and be so close to her
06.03.2026 17:28
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happee frideee fellas
#fcf
06.03.2026 17:11
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God yes 🥵
06.03.2026 16:38
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Upgraded the birthday seats I bought for my ex into a last-minute solo floor ticket.
Met a cool theme-park-obsessed couple.
Got amazing head from a hot bear.
And Gaga surprised us with an intimate EOG.
Thank you universe. Thank you Mother. 🐾👹
06.03.2026 16:02
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I’ll edit a cleaner clipper prob where you don’t hear me sobbing but mother healed something in me tonight
06.03.2026 05:09
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The way “Edge of Glory” was the surprise song tonight and completely wrecked me
06.03.2026 04:57
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Soldier from Chromatica reporting in for the ball mother 🐾 👹
06.03.2026 01:06
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I just wanna eat a furry butt 🥹👉🏻👈🏻
05.03.2026 18:51
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ABBA and gravy. The two genders
🏳️🌈
05.03.2026 04:46
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Thanks sexy 😘
05.03.2026 02:11
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how I arrived on bluesky
04.03.2026 21:22
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lighting was just 🤌
04.03.2026 20:11
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It sure could 🥵
04.03.2026 16:27
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pull em down and get to work 😈 feeling absolutely feral today 🥵
#humpday
04.03.2026 14:41
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So fucking handsome 😘🥵
04.03.2026 07:54
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Tighty whitey Tuesday
04.03.2026 02:23
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So hot bud 🥵🤤
04.03.2026 00:58
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Wish you lived closer 😭
04.03.2026 00:58
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What I wouldn’t give for a smoke+movie+cuddles evening 🥹😭
04.03.2026 00:44
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Work wifey kinda snapped on this one
03.03.2026 22:04
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But like fr fr if anyone wants to meet up and go to Disney and Not So Scary this fall im so down.
🐭 🎃 👻
03.03.2026 19:02
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I’ve had a dog since I was a teenager, and with my SDD and SAD they’ve always been ESA-level support for me and genuinely necessary. So I get why she suggested it. I just can’t take that on right now, and that’s the part that breaks my heart.
03.03.2026 18:59
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Therapist: “You need a dog ASAP. I’m concerned, you’re isolating + there’s a v clear dark shift.”
Reality: no pets allowed. no money. no space. nervous system fried.
Shelters aren’t easy — I attach and lose them too.
So yeah… plushies it is (Eevee + Figgy).
Maybe a WDW solo healing arc this fall 🎃
03.03.2026 18:39
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Pleading 🫶🫶🫶
03.03.2026 17:05
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happee tueeeessdeeee babes
Who wanna snuggle 🥹👉🏻👈🏻
#tummytuesday
03.03.2026 17:04
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mondays are always hard #mcm #monochromemonday
02.03.2026 16:51
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