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Art market went swell but now I’m ready for fast food and a horror flick. 📺

Omw to the skanky gay art market to sell my skanky gay wares.

Fixing myself up because the bf just landed in town.

I know it’s covered in tiers of filth, but the smell of wet concrete and metal 👌🏼

Chicago specific scent that oddly isn’t wholly disgusting: Powerwashed Subway Platform.

“What is that? Is that gospel rock?” - My new GM, who is a very faith based man.

“Yes, but not in the way you’re thinking…” - Me, turning down my GHOST playlist.

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Chicago - come snag some erotic art this Saturday afternoon/eve at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for @dandyland.bsky.social’s Pink Party! 🐷 (full deets below)

Bf coming into town this weekend. Can’t wait to be bossy and mean and make fun of him because he gets motion sick on our trains. 🤭

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Swan ate my twunk!! 😭

Gladys Leeman ass themes, every year.

I peed here 3x btw.

The Charlie’s piss kink lighting kinda slaps.

Taking another 6 hours to file a report because someone asked for it this morning before it was due.

Tea? Ok Mrs Nesbit. Energy drinks? I just know your insides are ruined.

I will NEVER trust a “I don’t drink coffee” ass bitch!

Letterboxd watchlist under 695 for the first time in years. I am unstoppable.

Speaking of work, we shouldn’t have to file month end reports if we’re actively at war with more than two nations (especially if one of the nations is our own). 😑

Never not thinking about business casual Casey Jones. 💼🏒

Analog collage featuring legendary creatures and images, in mineral tones, centered around a portrait of Paul Mescal.

I made this. 🧚🏽‍♂️

Watched The Wicker Man for the first time today and I am changed. 🍏 What a phenomenal, captivating film.

They’d never admit it, but the children crave an algorithm that draws constant attention to their account like Twitter did.

Lamb lentil shepherds pie.

:chefshandjob: 👌🏼

The gag is, I’m actually a really good cook, but I hate doing it. I hate the prep work, the process, the cleaning. But my meals are usually fire and so I’ve been forcing myself to cook more at home. 👨‍🍳 Anyway, lamb lentil shepherds pie in the oven. 🥧

I truly wish I could be a scary video game guy, but I have no chill. The controller is flying out of the hand at every jump scare. How I played through Last of Us 2 is beyond me.

Laundry done. God bles. 🙏🏻

So comforting.

7am. CST. Laundry Day. 🧺