Emily

Things I never thought I would say 10 years ago: I'm relearning calculus and it's fun!

Exterior of Space Mountain at night

I'm living the meme 👏👏

If I go on every ride at Disney World today, I never have to come back. I've been here since 7am

Long haired tortie cat curled up on a red blanket. My hand rests on her back

We're euthanizing our elderly, beloved cat on Monday, but today I get to sit with her and a warm cup of tea and we can watch the snowfall together

My mom saved all of her bridal magazines from 1984 and I have loved flipping through them. I even went and bought my own new magazines to save, even though most all research is done online now

This is a good reminder to catalog this fun and unique time of our lives. I need to start printing these documents out instead of letting them rot in the cloud.

Everyone says planning a wedding is some arduous ordeal, but after being a volunteer landlord for years, this is a piece of cake. I already have a deep knowledge of flowers and appetizers, not commercial HVAC and three phase electrical panels

Need to invest in a pair given that my contact lens experiment failed

I'd like to add that if anyone has any freeze dried ice cream that they despise, please send it my way. I was recently blessed and given a large amount from a friend who got it as a Christmas gift and they couldn't find anyone else who wasn't repulsed by it

Cost of living is going up, up, up, but you know what's getting cheaper? Freeze dried ice cream. Tons of mom-and-pop operations have entered the freeze drying market. Huge win for people like me who love sugar styrofoam chalk from science museum gift shops

Oh neat, a version of hell designed specifically for me

If one more person gives me advice on how to insert/remove contact lenses, I am going to have a conniption. Why does everyone have a compulsion to go on an unsolicited two minute spiel on how they personally do it. I've heard this like 5 different times now

This would be under the field of graphy theory. The most famous algorithm that tackles this is called Dijkstra's Shortest Path, though there might be other related algorithms that are better suited for your problem

Shocked Gritty isn't on here. Very prolific career

The URL to an AO3 page drawn in pencil on a white column

The graffiti at the mini golf course included someone writing out the whole AO3 URL for their fic

Reposting for the video, not the men's fashion commentary

Pure bliss

YES this is incredibly My Shit

I'd love to LARP as an early American colonist and do all of those things while still having access to air conditioning and my phone

My new goal in life is to retire early so I can volunteer as a historical reenactor at the local living history museum. I visited yesterday and talked to the lady who was cooking in the 1840s period kitchen and realized that this could be my future

I've never seen this man in my life

I try to use my laptop for social media stalking, less chance of errant clicks

The shame of accidentally double tapping and then unliking some randos Instagram post from 2019 🫥

Was this from alchemy?

Do not wish this upon me, I'm finally getting a breather from the most recent insane things in my life

As I sit sweaty and tired in my economy seat, I have to constantly remind myself that air travel is a magical invention and we are living in a marvelous time in technological history 🫠

What a blessing it is to have a surfeit of friends and time to spend with them, but I'm so caught up with everyone that I'm running out of conversation topics

Devastated that we've cancelled our girls trip to NYC, thankful that we called it quits after only 6 hours in the ATL airport and didn't even leave our hometown. I went through the 5 stages of grief after multiple flight delays and cancellations. This mess was only going to get worse 😢

During the visitation, someone must have bumped the aux cord, because the gospel music transformed into a fever dream of deep fried distorted noise for over 20 minutes. No one bothered to fix it or turn it off??

We're on our way to a family funeral and I've just been informed there are going to be TWO preachers. The deceased specifically wished for "souls to be saved" at her funeral service. Heeelllllpppp