Joe Mastrangelo 🇺🇸 (@mastranj)

Always projecting

05.03.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1) shoemaker
2) county prison guard

05.03.2026 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get ready for her binder of insults!

04.03.2026 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know it is okay to take a break from social on occasion.

04.03.2026 01:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is sitting at a table holding a bottle of ketchup . ALT: a man is sitting at a table holding a bottle of ketchup .

To protect it from ketchup tantrums

03.03.2026 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fat Sandwich vs Disco Fries is a brutal first round matchup

03.03.2026 23:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is yawning and says omg stop ALT: a man is yawning and says omg stop

02.03.2026 00:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The dumbest administration ever 🙄

28.02.2026 22:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Democrats never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

27.02.2026 13:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is some dumbass shit

25.02.2026 00:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman wearing a black jacket and black lipstick is standing in a doorway . ALT: a woman wearing a black jacket and black lipstick is standing in a doorway .

25.02.2026 00:08 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It appears you were given no choice 😍

24.02.2026 01:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Modern day Edsel

21.02.2026 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Punch the monkey, initially an outcast, finds some friends (and the internet's support) Punch, a Japanese macaque, received an outpour of online love after videos of him clutching a small orangutan plushie at the Ichikawa City Zoo went viral.

Punch the monkey, initially an outcast, finds some friends (and the internet's support) www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

21.02.2026 02:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon of flintstone with the words the math ain 't mathing ALT: a cartoon of flintstone with the words the math ain 't mathing

20.02.2026 14:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It says 1 of 1 on the rim. Dead giveaway 😬

18.02.2026 23:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and hat is standing in a room with his hands in his pockets . ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing in a room with his hands in his pockets .

18.02.2026 03:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me: 2nd #Wordle guess moves me from 41 remaining words to 3

Wordlebot: that guess wasn’t my favorite

Hey Wordlebot, 🖕

12.02.2026 13:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOCK. HER. UP.

12.02.2026 01:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a face . ALT: michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a face .

10.02.2026 01:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If not for Christian Gonzalez this would already be a blowout #SuperBowlLX

09.02.2026 01:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Calling #SuperBowlLX for Seattle

#Seahawks 31, #Patriots 18

08.02.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Superdelic Green Nuggets by Other Half Brewing #beersky

08.02.2026 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He has never and will never apologize for anything. It’s beyond what he is capable of.

07.02.2026 02:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Abolish ICE dumbass. This shouldn’t be hard to understand.

03.02.2026 23:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And they wonder how a 🔴+17 went 🔵+14

03.02.2026 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But they were trouble 😬

03.02.2026 14:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a new project 😬

02.02.2026 03:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

McCarthy and Harbaugh are practically the same guy. One guy just gets a better narrative.

30.01.2026 01:46 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Frasier, Big Bang, Mash… it’s a long list

29.01.2026 04:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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