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The problem with y’all calling Joe Rogan “intellectually curious”

… the man is nearing the 6th decade of life with curiosities that should’ve been quelled by a library card and community college enrollment

this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people

Steam rising from orange pipes on a Manhattan Avenue.

The rats have chosen a new pope.

a sketch of the character Sedusa, a supervillain with the power to use her hair as a weapon from the 1998 cartoon series "The Powerpuff Girls"

this baddie

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

It’s amazing imo!!

being normal mode activated. Normal mode engaged. Enact [normal] protocol

Only way to do it if you love your kid.

nothing but hate in my heart for the people who are stripping our creative industries for parts

May 5, 2025 cover of the New Yorker. Expository text: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cover-story/cover-story-2025-05-05

Barry Blitt’s first 100 days cover for the New Yorker.

she’s in her murakami era (very normal and stable) 😜

a close up of a man 's face looking at a woman Alt: The end of the proposal in the rain scene in the 2005 Pride and Prejudice, where they FIGHT and then ALMOST KISS AHHHHHHHH

I absolutely will fight you, Hank, because how on earth can you top the TENSION in this scene?? 1995 is a chunk of gray drywall compared to this

Sidewalk art getting real

We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

I'm really proud of this particular picture:

people are getting ripped off the streets and you people are still bitching about culture war shit. get so serious

Happy Neil day to all who celebrate

I looked this guy up on linkedin and he's been at the SSA for 26 years. worked his way up from IT grunt to associate commissioner

There is in fact no way to make a case for a moral or political obligation to have children that does not degrade the status and dignity of women by claiming ownership their bodies as instruments for collective use.

Drawing of Magik, big chunky boots, walking forward sword at the ready… lookin pissed. It’s ok.

Magik is kind of a comfort character me…. So as I’m trying to teach myself something you’ll probably see a lot of these. Anyway, here’s another.

A digital drawing featuring lots of cute little creatures and items scattered and covering the entire page. A strawberry guy, a flower guy, a girl dressed as a ladybug, flowers, a cat and so on.

Ready for spring!

#art #illustration

there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego

Amazing!!!

Literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a little left over for savings no matter what job they do. Why is that so absurd to some people?

personal trainer and meds and therapist and food diary/goal journal? who is she? healing queen

I am also learning this one. I gotta out live these fucks out of spite