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God is in the algorithm. The algorithm doesn't exist.

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At this point we can conaider that 'J. K. Rowling' is British slang for 'disappointment'

24.02.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Funny how the meat eaters forget things like this, or they’re just simply ignorant of the facts…or both.

23.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€”...

12.02.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

been off the net for a while
anything new about the Epstein files?

26.01.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really hope that scumbag gets doxed soon

09.01.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the gas chambers they use to kill pigs are way further outside the animal kingdom than veganism will ever be

09.01.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bootlickers will bootlick. It would be hilarious if the orange leopard were to go for her face next

09.01.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another prime example of how our fundamental rights, such as privacy, are continuously being dragged through the mud. And the dominant majority doesnt't know nor care, everyone is addicted to the convenience of the NormieNet.

07.01.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And yet the meatflakes act all icky with food labeled 'vegan', as if it was made of shit and corpses

06.01.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Absofuckinglutely πŸ’―.......

06.01.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 1404 πŸ” 552 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 30

Imagine an animal so stupid & selfish that every time the Earth does a turn around the Sun it makes a fcking ruckus with noise and bright lights, disregarding any other species that will be harmed by that shit
Happy new year, & may everyone who used fireworks have that shit go off up their asses

01.01.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

only goes to show that humans are the dumbest species on Earth. "Rational animals" my a$$

30.12.2025 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Priorities?

27.12.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and being used for sinister shit like spying n us, instead of sth useful

28.12.2025 13:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

animal ag is a criminal industry & everyone profiting off it should be Nuremberg Trial'd

28.12.2025 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That's fine. Can we see the deed?

28.12.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ig that explains his blatant sexual fruatration

27.12.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also, the fucker's real name is Hans Nicolas Siemsen. Gotta keep that dox going

27.12.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't get pebbleyeet. Why does he depict stuff that gives you a good time as if it were sth horrible? Does he have brain damage?

27.12.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

at this point the bullshit is so obvious, anyone who still falls for his crap deserves to be scammed Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

27.12.2025 12:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and every few hrs grab a random box & use it for target practice. Gotta keep it interesting for those low lives

27.12.2025 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This insult is mostly used by morons who believe in magical beans that turn men into women

26.12.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.12.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

classic example of carnists being cowards: they can happily call a charred chunk of dead animal "food" whilst actively avoiding watching how said "food" is made

25.12.2025 12:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You get the purpose of dildos but not mock meats? Maybe it’s time to ask yourself why.

25.12.2025 11:20 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come over to Europe, mate. Not that things are getting better over here either, but at least you get to make some popcorn & watch the shitshow from afar

25.12.2025 09:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sold!

24.12.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

22.12.2025 22:46 πŸ‘ 35445 πŸ” 20006 πŸ’¬ 1682 πŸ“Œ 2092

anyway whatever you do, don't look up Cuori Liberi

22.12.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I meant proper sanctuaries, not the few badly run ones

22.12.2025 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0