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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

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...choose the "Adult content" category, and "Unlabelled adult content" as the reason. This sends the post to be properly labelled by a moderator.

Untagged porn? You can help!

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Literally every modern political problem

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

The word stigma sounds sticky.

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Classic case of creating an in-group that the law protects but does not bind and an out-group the law binds but does not protect.

This whole year has felt characterized by Dems clutching their pearls, utterly *shocked*, that the side that doesn't follow the rules won't follow rules.

Watch her not show up and they just draft a strongly worded letter

"but you're supposed to follow the rules :("

Up next: Why billionaires should exist and how it's actually YOUR FAULT for not consuming more in this economy.

Bf does a lot of arts n crafts for his immersive props!

We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.

A graphic with two vertical halves. The left half, with green background and check marks, says: "A safer internet IS MADE BY Encryption, Privacy, and Open Source"; the right half, with red background and crosses, says "A safer internet is NOT MADE BY Age verification, Scanning communication, or Tracking & data collection." #saferinternetday

Reposting this with alt text.

Bf may want to go back to school, or even pursue tailoring/fursuit making. It'd be nice to earn enough to support him.

Might accept a part-time position at the drug rehab clinic that I intern at.

There's still some factors I need to consider for the long-term, but I've communicated my needs very clearly to them. I have no problem searching elsewhere.

Some extra income over the summer would be handy though...

this is the meme. sherry is based af

LRS: I know I'm in the minority with blocking adult content on my timeline, but yeah I've had to mute friends that were reposting wayyy too much untagged smut.

And we're not gunna go around politely asking everyone to tag, we're gunna mute/block and move on.

Let me say it again one more time:

PLEASE tag your NSFW content.

PLEASE don’t repost untagged NSFW.

I’m not asking not to post it, just please tag it properly. I’ve blocked and reported several posts already today, and I’ll soon just start blocking the accounts that share it.

Please just tag it.

Thank you luvvy💙💙

Made it to 32. Woof.

All I can think of this year is a quote from Tav.

Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times...

the snoofing

Image of fake newspaper headline "here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes" by some rich asshole.

"Client appears to be infernally motivated..."

Is my client a tiefling?

a very good boy

🥇

I DO NOT CARE GIVE HIM THE GOLD MEDAL!!!!!

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Thank you! I'm just happy to be able to call myself an honest-to-dog therapist!

Only took 5 extra years of education!😅