Heisenherr

I feel your pain.

Wow she’s only 3 years older than me, I thought she was way older. I hope she finds some help.

You can borrow one of my horses to ride to work at the slaughterhouse, that's where I imagine you working for some reason for the purposes of this joke.

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Dear Matty Bennett,

Closer and closer to greatness each day. 😵‍💫

For St Patrick’s Day?

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Be cool, cops are coming, pretend I'm giving directions.

"Rich or poor, we all spend 2 hours of the day on the toilet."
-Ted

Is prostitution hiring?

It’s probably going up again tomorrow.

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Regular gas $3.79 9/10.

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I blame Barron Trump.

I declare myself champion.

I've had some major bouts with depression in my life...becoming most acute in my mid teens. I've been fortunate enough to receive some excellent help when I needed it...from caring therapists and psychiatrists who found the best medication for me.

Get help if you need it. There is hope for us all.

Can you or your bullfrog friend help me search for my lost shaker of salt? Some people claim there’s a woman to blame, but I have no eyewitnesses.

In more danger than being hit by United States bombs?

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Trump’s Presidency:

I think there’s still 4 specials scheduled throughout 2026. The first one is April 24.

Trump raped a 13 year old Katie Johnson...and more than likely several others.

Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.

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Fine you win @spectreman.bsky.social we’ll watch the Big Momma's House trilogy tonight.

Today is Employee Appreciation Day, and I haven’t received anything. A nice pat on the ass would be appreciated.

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@sanshinsoba.bsky.social 4 months until our birthday. 🎉 🎂