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Paul Whiffer

@upperrankskank

Your dad’s stoned himbo 🏠Bellingham, WA 📕 🍁 🎃 🌲 🌧️ ♋️☕️ 🚬 🕰️ 🦇 🎥 💖 Here to flirt 🔞Amateur Bullshit ✍️ Poet too

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#jockass

08.12.2025 04:43 👍 49 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

🤤💖

25.02.2026 15:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😍❤️‍🔥😍

25.02.2026 15:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sluuuuurp 👅

24.02.2026 22:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello 🥰☺️

24.02.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let me try covering it with my mouth.

24.02.2026 22:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤤🤤🤤

20.02.2026 10:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh start

19.02.2026 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yowza 🤩

19.02.2026 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💯🔥

19.02.2026 11:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was an incredible moment. I think it’s our generation’s first major horror experience and yes, the marketing! We all bought it. We all wanted to know if it was real and never got a clear answer. Just one big fever dream. It still holds up too. Still frightening and the bar for found footage.

19.02.2026 11:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a close up of a person 's face with a caption that says i 'm scared to close my eyes ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a caption that says i 'm scared to close my eyes

The way this movie changed how movies were made and is still referred to as a low budget horror film.

19.02.2026 11:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But what a beautiful way to go.

18.02.2026 21:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quite peckish actually

18.02.2026 21:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a hump!! 🤩😍

18.02.2026 17:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Feed me.”

18.02.2026 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s speaking to me 🤤

18.02.2026 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I miss you sm. 💖

18.02.2026 15:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cat is sticking its head out of a plastic bag that says mrs. since 1908 ALT: a cat is sticking its head out of a plastic bag that says mrs. since 1908
18.02.2026 08:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re making me dinner! 🥰

18.02.2026 08:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hotttttt 🥵

18.02.2026 08:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RIP Scream king. 🖤

18.02.2026 08:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pausing the smut for a moment to show off this Boundary Bay rowboat display case I got from work yesterday.💙

17.02.2026 18:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a chair. I’m only a chair.

17.02.2026 15:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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stan marsh from south park says " that 's where i belong " in front of a window ALT: stan marsh from south park says " that 's where i belong " in front of a window
17.02.2026 15:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a person is making a bunch of donuts in a bakery with gloves on . ALT: a person is making a bunch of donuts in a bakery with gloves on .
17.02.2026 15:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And what a welcoming hole that is. 🤤

17.02.2026 15:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy balls!

17.02.2026 15:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Grabs coffee and lube*

17.02.2026 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is crying and covering her face with her hand and the words so beautiful are above her ALT: a woman is crying and covering her face with her hand and the words so beautiful are above her
17.02.2026 08:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0