No one even likes Mario anymore. Everyone’s saying it. Everyone’s saying, sir, we need an American plumber, not a Japanese plumber or an Italian one or a Japanese one. I can do it. I can do whatever I want. There were too many moons, so I said, you’re going to payback 10% of your moons.
Well obviously THIS administration is going to stay current on what children like...
Big fan of Valve Man and Cactus Man
Thrilled to be back on set with so many of my favorite actors.
re: the push notification I just received from the New York Times that read, verbatim: "Could War Hurt U.S. Consumers?"
I say this as someone who has only seen the first two trailers, and did not play either Firebreak or Alan Wake 2.
My Control Resonant theory is that, at least part of the game, takes place in Dylan's mind as he tries to wake up/break free of the hold The Hiss has on him.
I have since learned that purple makes them stealthy which is great!
The only thing I know about Warhammer 40K is that the Orks paint their ships red because they believe it makes them go faster. But because they believe it so strongly it actually works. That is so stupid. I love it so much.
i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist
Borderless, foil, Rat King Verminister. Costs 1 generic and a black mana. Disappear - At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn,create a 1/1 black Rat creature token and put a +1/+1 counter on Rat King. Tap, sacrifice three Rats: Return target creature card and all other cards with the same name as that card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
5 copies of Rat Colony. Rat Colony 1 and a black mana. Rat Colony gets +1/+0 for each other Rat you control. A deck can have any number of cards named Rat Colony.
Opened all my Ninja Turtles Magic packs. Pulled this Rat King. Now I have plans. Schemes. Plots. Machinations.
(It is the same plan as everyone else)
Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
Screenshot of a twitter post from Hillary Clinton that says "Happy birthday to this future president." With a photo of a young Hillary.
This is Geoff's 'future president' moment.
This is exactly what I was trying to say earlier this week.
When looking purely at launch engagement Highguard did as well or better than any game like it can reasonably be expected to reach.
If Highguard's launch couldn't even buy the team a month to figure it out what are even doing here.
Admitting to SHOWERING?! 100% fake gamer.
Absolutely absurd how little runway these games are allowed. They want a game that makes them money forever and ever, but pull the funding when they don't make a bajillion dollars in 3 hours.
World is fucked
By 'only own ONE unsealed video game' game does that mean it is the only game we can play?
It's so demoralizing to see the hate machine start spinning up again at the whiff of a female-led God of War spinoff. Pedos with nukes: sleep. A commercial product you don't have to buy: pants filled with shit.
indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim.
three panel comic strip No Fear The final evolution of Pombon is going to stand on two feet One fear
Pombon please don't
Replace Raccoon City with the sewers of New York City with TMNT Magic Cards and you've nailed it
This looks like a Please Don't Destroy sketch
Pokemon got Swinger representation before voice acting.
I think it might be bad
WWE Wrestler Gunther with a sleeper hold on John Cena, however a very badly Microsoft Paint picture of Phil Spencer is over Cena's head. Gunther retired Goldberg, John Cena, and AJ Styles in the last year.
BREAKING NEWS: The individual who forced Phil Spencer into retirement has been identified!
(This joke is for like 4 people and has probably been made 100 times already)
Arrest them.
People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws
