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evergreen tweet for whenever he replaces a cabinet member

lol but they get one fundraising text from a candidate that's not one of their lil' guys and watch their hair set on fire

Hearing scattered reports that a Krassenstein sibling may have gotten something wrong.

Message from Elmo (at that other place)

Mike Tyson MAHA just shot up to pole position.

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

Also the internal logic of just that singular post of theirs is so lacking. Gets mad at Dems for supposedly "supporting the GOP" and then vows to not vote for any dem whose central message is opposing the GOP. I beg these people to go find a diff hobby than posting about politics.

Snark, and statistically speaking, tragically, personal experience.

Also as much as the MAGAts think scantily clad women performing during SB half time shows are whores, that's how much of a one Erika Kirk is.

Which is precisely why the leftist shit stirrers applied that label to anyone who practices pragmatism and tells people to vote for the god damn democrat on the ticket instead of protest voting or not voting at all. So they wouldn't get dinged with the "Blue MAGA" label they deserve.

Katatonia- Brave (Guitar/Vocal Cover) YouTube video by Bruce William- Riffs‘n‘ Growls

Just gonna post a song cause I'm dead to the world from unpacking

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I simply avoid this by just referring to the temp the thermostat is set on. If someone tells me the ac or heat is too intense, I check what it's set on, tell them, and then ask them what they'd like me to change it to.

Looks like they've got a big ol' full blown case of DDS - Democrat Derangement Syndrome.

yup! Seahawks vs. Pats (go hawks!)

Literally everything the political elites on both sides hated about Joe Biden was rooted in classism, right down to his son being embarrassing for having an addiction to crack rather than some weapons grade Russian psychotropic and liking sex workers of legal age, like some kind of commoner.

Another evil perpetrated upon Palestinians that Kamala Devi Harris would not have committed. Hell is truly empty.

When people use the framing of "Biden's DoJ" they are absolutely telling on themselves.

"laptop from hell" may have been one of Trump world's biggest projections ever. I am sure there are many many many laptops from hell amongst them and their milieu.

I decided to make a non-potato version of this.

Mac is love, Mac is life.

I feel like everyone from other countries on here is spending too much time being like "damn, america, you're fucked" while the forces to plunge them into their own versions of our hell are spinning up and they all seem oblivious to it.

I'd like to make Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi, Katie Miller, Erika Kirk, etc etc go to the sunken place.

If Ted Cruz did therapy, a therapist would need to build a whole warehouse of couches so a different one could be brought in each time they ask Rafael the question "what the fuck?" over and over again in response to that Freudian slip.

And he sold his soul eyes wide open too. He did the bit of "ya know, it'd be real easy to grift them", and decided to do it at a time when someone he thought was "America's Hitler" was at the top of the party he'd be joining with. JD might well and truly be the most evil fuck of them all.

"Dunn Waiting" should be your entire campaign slogan.

a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face Alt: donald glover speaking the word "good" into a microphone at a stand up comedy show, giving a defiant and satisfied look to the audience.

At the very least, if it's not actually slowing them down, it is DEFINITELY demoralizing them. Which ya know...

It does win voters, for republicans.

I wouldn't mind Linda Perry having every last red cent Ms. Minaj has in her bank account.

Morgan Wallen sucks but this is absolutely fake news.