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tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

Anyone who’s more concerned with their own “moral purity” than with preventing human suffering is an unambiguously bad person.

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

that really is the only realistic solution and im tired of being made to feel like im the asshole for believing in a realistic solution that would result in so much less death and would even lead to a better more peaceful future. i dont base my political beliefs on vibes or pipe dreams

I genuinely miss when this was how internet art worked. It’s frustrating to find an artist on here I think is interesting, and I want to see more, but the only way to do that is to pick through their Bluesky history.

a two state solution is 100% a free palestine. any freedom from genocide and illegal settlements is a free palestine. but yea, the dissolution of isreal is not just a pipe dream but a terrible idea. especially knowing how even isrealis who actually leave the damn place are treated everywhere else.

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

the problem is searching for a christ like figure when in reality all politicians are humans and subject to human vices and falling for pressurized tactics as humans do.

at this point whether or not a country "deserves to exist" is irrelevant to me. cause for countries like usa or iseal? lets face it, theyre not going anywhere anytime soon. we just gotta work with what we got in that case.

Well would you look at that

Remember when Michael Jackson just stood on stage silent and the crowd screamed? Then he turned his head and the crowd screamed *louder*???

Everyone who aura farms now on is chasing that

Seth Macfarlane On Depictions Of Optimism In Hollywood | Where Everybody Knows Your Name YouTube video by Team Coco

I love this discussion from Seth MacFarlane about the need for optimism and suggesting possible solutions to problems.

I have little patience for people who can only mope and go "welp, the world is ending" without offering solutions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hhh...

I'd like to say to these people, and this comes from a genuine place of a lesson I myself had to learn:

It is all right to have these sorts of thoughts. But they're inside thoughts.

Final Mario Galaxy poster

Wart is back

The madlads at Illumination's did it. Wart is back!

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

oh and i love how this basically says to ALL our middle eastern allies "hey we started this but as for you guys getting fucked by iran in return? yea thats your problem byeeeeeeee"

no way could that possibly turn out bad

"YEA WAR WE LOVE WAR VALHALLA HERE WE COME"
"guys please stop calling it a war 🥺 its an advanced military operation omg, its not the w-word please stop saying that 🥺"

War has suddenly become a taboo word for MAGA to the point they’re back to calling it “the Department of Defense”

PANEL 1: Text that reads, "Chris Sanders will write, but not direct The Wild Robot 2..." next to a picture of a guy looking disappointed at what he's seeing. PANEL 2: PANEL 1: Text that reads, "...instead, one of the directors of Nimona will direct The Wild Robot 2." next to a picture of the same guy, but now he's happy with what he's seeing.

I was a bit disappointed at first, but then I looked more into the news and I see now the sequel will be in great hands.

Have I mentioned how much I love the "rubberband reality" of Springfield? lol

closest we can get is another scary movie

the president is a total jackass, we're at war in the middle east, and britney spears just got arrested for a dui

THE 2000S ARE SO FUCKING BACK

50 DAYS. MICHAEL – in theaters and IMAX April 24. #MichaelMovie

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

basically, adapt or die alone. in a world where women dont have to rush into marrying some random asshole to just exist, why would they settle for someone who doesn't respect them?

in this day and age, women can now have bank accounts, work a trade, are actually in a place where they're allowed to have standards and be selective about who they spend their life with, and so boom. "male lonliness epidemic"

more like natural selection tbh