Mouse of the West

Mike Matheson needs to break more sticks, it's for the team

I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

Space Wolves are excellent dragon food, I recommend pairing them with a full-bodied red wine

He's friendly, right? Doesn't bite?

Did he specify which country would surrender unconditionally?

The annual California road trip is a horror film franchise

Mouse erasure, there's a whole feast of candle-mouse

Living your best life

My daily driver is a battery-powered vehicle

Protect the little ones in the farm, Kent

This is an adaptation response, eyes are drawn by movement and he has a farm system hiding under him

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I wonder if Dutch fish play pranks

Again the Ukrainians do more with a budget of less than six dollars plus and an expired coupon...

❗️Zelensky said Ukraine wants to quietly receive Patriot missiles from partner countries in exchange for interceptor drones, noting Middle East countries fired 800 PAC-3 missiles in three days, more than Ukraine has had in its entire war. #Ukraine

[fills order, rings it in]

Soda fountain is on your left

[taco bell 2am] *quite drunk*
Me: “Nine cheesy crunchy chupacabras, please.”

Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories.

Men: What a scary time for men this is.

Charles XII has entered the chat

Your names are also similar Scrabble scores

you’re correct! I am not qualified to run for US Senate. And yet I am also much more qualified than Graham Platner. If you think I should not run for Senate I would challenge you to explain what Platner has that I do not

What's wrong with that? Oh right humans have no sense of smell, blunts your taste sense

it's probably good to have tenants to carry the costs

Are they noisy?

Kaiju gawking

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

WELCH: Mr. Yoho is also the husband of your former spokesperson, Tricia McLaughlin?

NOEM: Yes

WELCH: So your former assistant and her husband are the ones that got the DHS no bid contract for $143m. Any dispute about that?

NOEM: No.

In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals “used often by the far right.” Kinda want to frame it.

And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…

Roman Britain held out longer than one would suppose, after the Legions were taken away

Afghanistan, less long...

"Korean port berths suddenly too full to permit export of US missile defence systems, airports fogged in"