Big hugs, man.
I just lost my grandmother to breast cancer last November after a 6-year battle.
Enjoy your remaining time with her, as hard as it may be at some points.
Little V's Tired
But he had fun at the thing
My haiku is done
At least here in Cali we would try to defend you from his bullshit as much as possible.
And the only reason I am able to go to Disneyland this May with my mother is because they offered a 50% discount to California residents up until Labor Day weekend.
Stephen Miller is photoshopped as Grima Wormtongue and Donald Trump as King Theoden. Miller tells Trump "My Lord, the woke libtards are defending those dirty brown people." Trump replies with ". . .grmph little girls grmph . . .", to which Miller replies "Yes Sire, soon."
#lordoftherings #twotowers #grimawormtongue #theoden
Indiana Jones telling someone wearing a MAGA hat: "You stood up to be counted with the enemy of everything that The Constitution stands for. Who gives a DAMN what YOU think?!"
#indianajones #harrisonford #lastcrusade #constitution
A box of tampons edited to have the headline: "ICE Internal Bleeding Kit".
#ICE #tampons #internalbleeding #internal #bleeding
Those rascally trees, they'll dart out of nowhere at 'ya!
Can we have a whole series of professional boxers beating the shit out of rapists and sex traffickers?
Oh, so when it's against trans people THEN they support unearned DEI.
Dang it, that was going to be MY line, lol!
Why so serious, Charlie Brown?
Can't wait to see who "she" is.
#PedoBear #Epstein
And his hands are too big.
Half of his face isn't droopy enough.
"Surely if this worked with songs being written and sung by not-famous people, having famous pop stars do the songs instead on the next one will be even better!"
"What We Do In The Epstein Files"
Starring Donald Trump
Oh, they knew it was bullshit all along.
They just thought they were going to be able to have complete control of the narrative, and it got away from them too quickly.
And like a Sisyphus joke, getting it out can be an uphill battle.
"Hm? Oh, sorry, I was too busy speaking out of both sides of my mouth while firmly kissing King Tangerine's ass."
A picture of Trump's head photoshopped onto the body of a cartoon taco from South Park.
#trump #taco #southpark
So will "S'Mores" be your eventual trio act with "Graham Waifu" and "Dark Cocoa"?
Stephen Miller, JD Vance and Donald Trump photoshopped to be Colonel Sanders, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob from Spaceballs. Text in the picture says "Less competent and more evil than the actual characters".
#stephenmiller #jdvance #vance #donaldtrump #trump #spaceballs #colonelsanders #darkhelmet #presidentskroob #skroob
Yeah, he gives off a "G"-starting name to me too.
Something like "Grak" to me.
A picture of a phallus-shaped potato with a photoshopped face of Donald Trump on it wearing a red tie and red hat with a swastika on it. The potato is standing next to a guillotine on a platform and is surrounded by colonial-era men.
#Trump #dictator #dick #tater #potato #nazi #guillotine
