Dave Brandt

My immediate reaction was to sigh and say "Oh Jesus Christ" but then I checked myself and was like "No, that's... that's the problem"

I just call it The Bloosk

Well, on the one hand, yes. But on the other had, also yes.

The only grey flooring you wanna see is stone

This happened to me not 20 minutes ago

I can't not hear this in Mr. Burns' voice.

I went out more last night. It wasn't worth it at all.

After that I haven't really done all that much, and I'm still waiting on my comeback which probably won't ever happen

When I tried to rent a truck the other day I took an uber to the rental place and they didn't have the truck I specifically asked for when I called earlier and even if they did apparently I couldn't use my debit card to rent one there anyway so I ubered home and it cost me $50 to not rent a truck

You know, if even one of those character traits were missing from that equation, you never even would've been interested in them in the first place. It'd be like a cake without flour.

Although it was nice to do my fiddly little outdoor projects this morning without freezing my hands instead of waiting until May

I may or may not also have been trying to stuff him into a cow-print cat onesie at the time

Little Frederick clawed up both of my hands pretty good this morning, but in fairness we did get him neutered yesterday

Yeah but on weekends we party until 11, 11:30

Had a dream that I can't really explain very well except to say it was Mayberry but with talking dinosaurs and Barney Fife sounded like Jar Jar Binks

One of my favorite shows.

Also Cullen Bohannon was my main hairstyle role model

2025 was such a shitty year. Can't wait to leave it all behind and start a brand new year that has a 50/50 chance of being shitty.

Chaos. Sweet, furry chaos.

Cannot believe we live in a world where Ernest went to jail and none of these people will

Don't worry, it'll be spring in like 72 hours

Well obviously yes but on the other hand also yes

I keep calling my cat my old cat's name. Same thing, really. 😀

Baby sized = baby

It's simple math

Oh, it's not just a group chat. It's like eleventy different chats when you factor in all the different combinations of people. There's one for everybody, there's individual one-on-one messages, there's chats between two or three people but not the whole group... it's a lotta work.

I was part of a polycule where I was the only one who was NOT adhd. The group chat would blow my phone up while I was working and then I'd roll in at like 9pm with a hilarious response to something that happened 75 messages ago.

Such a bummer. 💔

Seasonal Depression, so hot right now

Joots

Well, you're breaking their hearts. It's not your fault they didn't specify.

It was very compelling. It also reinforced my thought that I should just become a hermit in the woods.