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THE #GoldenGirls Savant. Also @GoldenGirls85 on Twitter. #BestOfBlanche, #BestOfDorothy, #BestOfRose, #BestOfSophia, #BestOfStan, #OutOfContextRose, #ShadyPinesMa, #SophiaInsultsBlanche, #NoRose, #ObscureGGQuote, #BestOfGoldenGirls, #DorothyInsultsStan

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#GoldenGirls

05.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rose: Pick Lyle! Pick Lyle!

04.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Related:

Lyle Waggoner: Of course you remember me, Lyle Waggoner.

Sophia: Nah, I don't think I do.

#GoldenGirls

04.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hunter McCoy: Blanche tells me she worked very closely with the caterer.

Sophia: Did she tell you they were naked most of the time?

Dorothy: You'll have to excuse my mother. She was a witness to the Hindenburg disaster.

#GoldenGirls
#SophiaInsultsBlanche
#ShadyPinesMa

04.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Still Lebanese.
Still not a lesbian.

02.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No.

01.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of an older woman laughing, with the caption: Rewatching the same show, laughing at the same lines I've heard 8746 times.

An image of an older woman laughing, with the caption: Rewatching the same show, laughing at the same lines I've heard 8746 times.

Fucking THIS. I have my 10-15 shows that I can tap into to give me comfort laughs when I need them, but literally #GoldenGirls is the only one that sometimes gives me that belly laugh even though I've seen it 8746 times.

26.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss shows like #GoldenGirls and #DesigningWomen

Dorothy sure would have some choice words about the state of this country and Julia Sugarbaker would have had enough of this country. Good to still have these shows to laugh at but they spoke truth to power sometimes

27.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be like Blanche! #GoldenGirls youtu.be/k65qx91aBGo?...

27.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
#goldengirls #calendarsky

#goldengirls #calendarsky

Happy March #goldengirls #calendadsky

01.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same.

01.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My 25th college reunion is coming up. πŸ˜’

01.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where do you stand?

01.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dorothy: Blanche, I'm sure it's a fluke that nobody called you for a date.

Sophia: They must have painted the men's room walls at the Pizza Hut.

#GoldenGirls
#BestOfSophia
#SophiaInsultsBlanche

28.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blanche: Well, Rose has a date and I don't. What are the odds of something like this happening? There's probably a better chance of getting struck by lightning in a house you won from Ed McMahon.

#GoldenGirls

28.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

This.

27.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spaghetti has been my favorite food for as long as I can remember, and it was the first thing my mom taught me to make.

26.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dorothy:Β Now look, Rose, this has to stop. Now you have been carrying on for a week. It was only a toy animal.

Rose:Β Fernando was more than that. He was full of life, he was full of love...

Dorothy:Β He was full of stuffing, Rose.

#GoldenGirls

26.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If nothing else, the Magnum, P.I. episode with John Hillerman in a dual role.

26.02.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG, that sounds good.

25.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would have eaten those, ngl.

25.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The artwork for this is unfortunate. Looks like πŸ’©.

25.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Epic.

25.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rose: SPEAKING OF STATE FAIRS, is it true that you're cheap?

#GoldenGirls
#OutOfContextRose

25.02.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't ever get tired of the Spaghetti Bucket thread. We had a Little Caesar's, but my family ate at our locally owned pizza place (which I dearly, dearly miss), or ordered Domino's delivery.

I never knew about Spaghetti Bucket until you. And my favorite food since I was little is spaghetti!

25.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was before my time, but it sounds gross.

24.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It finally happened! In a team meeting, my boss asked, "Can I ask a dumb question?" And without hesitation I answered, "Better than anyone I know, Rose."

I'm glad she got the joke. #GoldenGirls

23.02.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weren't they all? I say that with love.

24.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A GIF you can hear.

24.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Brady Bunch
The Golden Girls

24.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0