PTN

hapoy bird!!!!! ay

turns you into your exact weight in mcdonalds cheeseburgers

funny things can happen on a night out

(🎨commission for @el1zab3th.bsky.social & @jamieaftermidnight.bsky.social)

draws a self portrait, immediately Dragons self

am i insane or is the image quality here radically worse than twitter

still like this one too, tee bee 8ch

i know for sure my eyes glaze over and i just look for the appetising Shapes a lot of the time tbh lol

incredablue (thank u)

i think my philosophy on here is as long as i keep the media tab pretty reaction GIF/goof free, i can say whatever i want. Heed my Philosophy

question: whats long, and blue?

(🎨commission for @lukewarmluke.bsky.social !!)

remember when lex luthor yelled WRONG really loud

step 1 get bigger step 2 bigger
(🎨older commission for @cow.cool !!)

HELL YEAH glad ya still like itttt 🩵

step 1 get bigger step 2 bigger
(🎨older commission for @cow.cool !!)

how the tum tables...
(🎨2/2 commission for @schagura.bsky.social!!)

in times like this one is reminded of the old aesop foible: bite the hand that feeds you, rub the gut that eats you

(🎨1/2 commission for @schagura.bsky.social!!)

in times like this one is reminded of the old aesop foible: bite the hand that feeds you, rub the gut that eats you

(🎨1/2 commission for @schagura.bsky.social!!)

So glad It's finally Macro March again! That means I can stop holding back!~

You guys aren't gonna -BbhhUURghrpp- call the army on me like last time... right?

🎨 by @potionbag.bsky.social

A colossal, kaiju-sized Sarah reaches toward a nuclear power plant, her towering figure broadcast live on the news as military forces surround her.

"I’m going to touch that, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it !" ☢️🐟

🎨Artist : @potionbag.bsky.social 💙

#Sarahthepiranha

read "aborted gf" as "absorbed gf" and got a little excited. realized my mistake and that's when the lashings began

thought you’d like it

Inside the Toilet - Banjo Kazooie YouTube video by Gamesost

roleplaying with someone into slob and they put this on to set the mood
youtu.be/_C8AtjZUTvU?...

i Enjoy & Appreciate when a skinny fugger already has the appetite of the giant mass they'll soon become

it's just on the body to catch up

this edible ain't shit-

(✍️commission for edgygrandpas on twitter!)

this edible ain't shit-

(✍️commission for edgygrandpas on twitter!)

does 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' still apply if you burst out of them?

(✍️commission for @scoutthefennec.bsky.social!! slob alt below👀)

(cw: slob / food mess)

does 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' still apply if you burst out of them?

(✍️commission for @scoutthefennec.bsky.social!! slob alt below👀)

in 2026 we're making "licks chops at u" the new "paws at u"

(✍️3 part commission for Nero_The_Shiba!)

tooting my own horn but this is such a big brained concept