Nate

My entire timeline is Pokopia and I still don't know what the game is oop

Wow, he's hot AND he urinates! 😍

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

Hi there! Fuck off, and go be a health scold somewhere else!

I worked in restaurants for 10 years and knew a dozen charismatic dirtbag bartenders with severe personality issues and the state of Maine is acting like this guy is a unicorn

Colin the time for sleep is now

Baten Kaitos walked so Slay the Spire could run

If I'm "catching up on shows" it's like 90% me watching Crunchyroll

I noticed immediately but you seemed like you were having fun so I figured I'd let it go

We send Navy Seals to kill people for less horrifying war crimes

Ok but are they homophones or is the Y a different vowel sound?

I blame that one parks and rec episode for the nationwide retreat of giant fountain sodas and it makes me so sad

Mariner's Revenge Song

This entire article just uncritically reprints White House talking points and never once actually acknowledges that the strike came from either 1) US or 2) US's right hand partner, Israel, who has been working hand in hand with the US on these strikes.

drink caffeine

Oh no I ate too much sushi and now I'm feeling too full to get horny for my **** appointment later tonight 😬

they sound so gooooood???!????!!!!

just dropped SHEMERGENCY: THE VERONICAS performing "UNTOUCHED" with a full string section in the Triple J live studio!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wva...

Rolling?

Not that I saw but we were giving him a wide berth, and it was definitely very full at first!

I mean, at least then it's just him facing the consequences (absent any road accidents). But here he's very likely to spill on other people, which is crazy to me

Well the coffee was

Then let's hope you aren't carrying open, shatterable mugs of hot coffee on public transit!!!!

No

If you've ever done this I will personally dump hot coffee on you

Everyone has quietly cleared a space around him for fear of having their entire morning ruined by spill

Dude with an OPEN CERAMIC MUG of black coffee on the silver line this morning

a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck . ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck .

Straight friends?

Lindsay Mendez's 'Pretty Funny' gets me every time