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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...

Mexico, Canada, Ireland, Belgium, Australia, New Zealand, the United Kingdom, France, the Netherlands, Denmark, Finland, Japan, and Germany have all issued travel warnings to America

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

Picture of Joan Crawford and Bette Davis from the film "Whatever happened to Baby Jane" with the caption: 'Can't decide who to root for in the Musk/Trump feud'.

In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258

Here’s a sneak preview of the new #indyref2 proposed ballot paper. Should get the nod from the Electoral Commission.

Trump ordered to pay more than £625,000 costs over sex dossier legal claim Donald Trump has been ordered by a judge to pay more than £625,000 in legal costs after unsuccessfully suing a British-based company over allegations that he took part in “perverted” sex acts. The US ...

Donald Trump has been ordered by a judge to pay more than £625,000 in legal costs after unsuccessfully suing a British-based company over allegations that he took part in “perverted” sex acts

An image of a penguin with the caption "You just triggered my fight-or-flight response2 above a picture of the same penguin with nunchucks with the caption "but I'm a flightless bird"

The penguins of Heard Island and McDonald Island respond to the USA's imposed 10% tariff

a woman wearing a leopard print headband and scarf is smiling and looking down . ALT: a woman wearing a leopard print headband and scarf is smiling and looking down .

Penelope Keith's career as a hitwoman has been outed by Russell Brand. But she is not the only one of our celebrated actresses to have had a secret past.

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Please Like Me It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...

Please Like Me

Picture which says RUGBY FACT: Rugby was invented as a way of transporting ostrich eggs through violent crowds of men who really wanted your ostrich egg.

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
Terry Pratchett; Lords and Ladies
#Discworld #Cattitude #Caturday #HappyCaturday 🐈🐈‍⬛🐾💗

"A democracy becomes an oligarchy when the rich figure out how to pervert the laws for themselves...this is plain even to a blind man."
- Plato, Republic - approximately 350 BC

In 1776 Thomas Paine published the political pamphlet "Common Sense".

His description of the ignorance and unfitness of out-of-touch elitists who consider themselves 'born to rule' stands as true today as it did over 200 years ago.

This week's Internet winner goes to...

"The moment has come to give fascism a usable short handle, even though we know that it encompasses its subject no better than a snapshot encompasses a person. Fascism may be defined as a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation, or victimhood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy, and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion." Robert O. Paxton

Picture of Liz Truss wearing a MAGA hat. Caption reads: ""When you Goooooo.... Will you send back, A lettuce from America."

"When you Goooooo....
Will you send back,
A lettuce from America."

"Hello, yes. I would like to order your smallest violin please.
Thank you"

Picture of large computer and two Lab workers. One worker speaks: "We've trained the A.I. art generator so well that it now feels too insecure about its work to make any art"

my body is not a temple it’s a crumbling lighthouse inhibited by a cranky 18th century sea captain.

Theftovers: When someone in your house steals the leftovers you were planning to eat.

tweet by @PerthshireMags climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it