That man just realized he forgot something he's gonna get a call about tomorrow
11.03.2026 22:16
👍 4
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
That man just realized he forgot something he's gonna get a call about tomorrow
It was a *LONG* 3 avenues
I always defer to the Hot Shots
Sorry, are the personal values getting a bunch of people shithoused and letting them drive home?
"but I'm a Butlerian Jihadist"
A thing I had to send to to work chat
Oh so you're afraid of the marketplace of ideas (Constant hard r's?)
Drop the track.
My Dad: You didn't let wet nude Steve break into my coffin, right?
tfw you're able to let the crazy wash over you
The "oh but he didn't know" drives me up the wall.
Dude joined blackwater, you're gonna tell me he didn't nerd out on wwii and had no idea about the totenkompf?
Fine, I don't live there so I don't have a say, but COME THE FUCK ON
"It's so unpleasantly like being drunk"
"What's so bad about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."
NO! I can sense capsaicin! I am *BETTER*
It did not go well.
Just don't do what I did and accept a bunch of sour tape (I can't resist) from a stranger and end up eating 100mg. After several beers
You ever find yourself cackling in to the night like a lunatic?
the dnc about to buy 5 million copies
tfw Iran does a better job of having our best interests at heart
No more thighs for this great nation.
Reconsidering keeping you on as my VP...
Man, Iran's launch capabilities have really stepped up
Ok that's the *one* showtime guy I'm moving for
So, it's been warm out..
"...nuh uh!"
It is too early for me to find a mosquito flying around the kitchen
God damn, this sunset
Mastering the Joe Miller hand movements when he’s pitching and making my girlfriend swoon
Give it up, Molly. Everyone knows you love cointelpro.
“You watch ‘My Screw Up’ again! There will be a test!
Question 1: What make and model camera does Ben use in the first act?”
“Oh nonono, of course you’re great!”
“Mmhmm”
