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Chris June

@junecr26

Alaskan, narcoleptic, gay, silver and Russian works of art auction specialist living New York, what more could you want! πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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That’s my once in a generation political talent, iktr

23.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this closing ceremony because like the Milan opening ceremony, and like Paris, they’re not afraid to be weird and kooky and super Italian which results in the ceremony being really engaging and cool and fun 😭❀️

23.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ferto was absolutely my choice to win #SingForGreece, but Evangelia’s Parea is also so fun and hot… πŸ₯΅
#Eurovision

21.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m sorry, is the staging of the Stockholm Cowboys #EestiLaul entry that one of the members get crucified by aliens and his friend’s flamethrower guitar isn’t enough to save him?!
#Eurovision

15.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I need more friends who are #Eurovision fans who are just as excited as me to see Getter Jaani of Rockefeller Street fame back competing in this year’s #EestiLaul 😩❀️

15.02.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m so tired and ready to sleep all weekend… 😩😩

14.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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who will finance my new production of Jesus Christ Superstar

09.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

You cannot tell me that Monokate isn’t the hottest Ukrainian witch with the most incredible voice… so attracted to her but also terrified in the best way 😩
#Vidbir2026 #Eurovision

10.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure downhill skiers are fast but the velocity at which I begin flirting after one drink is unrivaled

10.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow, I love living in New York where the only way I can have heat in my apartment is if I allow this monster to scream at me….

01.02.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh absolutely, it felt like he just woke up and was confused as to where he was, but he was going to smile because he should? Definitely not who I would had cut to after that *fun* song…

01.02.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg that makes so much more sense!! As an English speaker with no context it felt insanely random… πŸ˜‚

01.02.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can’t believe the A*Teens are back 😭😭❀️
#Melodifestivalen #Melfest2026 #Eurovision

01.02.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m sorry why did they zoom in on this old man after Copacabana Boy? πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
#Meodifestivalen #MelFest2026 #Eurovision

01.02.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This doesn’t go far enough. I don’t want them working anywhere with people. They can be crash test dummies for car companies.

28.01.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, Sunstroke Project, Zdob Θ™i Zdub, Natalia Gordienko, Aliona Moon, and DoReDos from Moldova alone, plus Paula Seling, Jamala, and Efendi?! STACKED national final!!

25.01.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally watching the Moldova #Eurovision national final, and for their opening number they really said β€œbring back my girls!” I love it!

25.01.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha thank you 😘😘

19.01.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha literally the most standard Jockey brand size small πŸ˜‚

19.01.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Haven’t owned or worn boxers in like a decade, but kinda feeling these as lounge wear πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

19.01.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@dimension20.bsky.social Gladlands is stupid funny… I keep having to pause cause I’m laughing too hard 😭

19.01.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reading and watching the snow by candlelight with an old fashioned… love having Monday off 😌

18.01.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2016 me was just a skinny little guy finishing a masters degree and not knowing what was next… 😌

17.01.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CACKLING at this MESC semi-final performance that has no idea what it wants to be… smoke, dancers, Chappell Roan outfit, splits, key change, sparklers, backup singers with choreo… but at the end of the day it’s just a slightly sped up ballad? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
#Eurovision

17.01.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tired, but why not… πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

10.01.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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End of the week babes πŸ˜”

10.01.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of Eβ€’MOβ€’TION in 2015

31.12.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 325 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like β€œummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆβ€

26.12.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 459 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7
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Enroll now πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

12.12.2025 01:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best episode so far!! 😭

09.12.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0