ChunkyDunk

We're watching adolescence

Fish the cat, looking like an absolute goblin

Fishy has been goblinmaxxing lately

So good I had two poseidons bridged in SLI for no reason whatsoever.

Hello?

Pointing out their own hypocrisy doesn't work, neither does relentlessly mocking them for being stupid. Time to try a secret third thing.

Idk this did numbers on the other site

Who up playin with they worm?

Pretty sure it's a state murder charge, so no.

A small kitten sitting a lap and looking dumb and adorable.

Her: Are you stupid or something?

Me:

A black kitten sleeping in the arms of a bearded man.

She's either being the sweetest baby or destroying one of the few nice things we own.

(Failing No Shit November) What do you mean No Nut? Like jizz and cum?! Cmon, that's just gross. Which way to the bathroom?

Lost our older cat tuesday, and had barely any time to grieve her before the kitten went into heat for the first time. Its been a long week.

Techtonica is like if you took Satisfactory but made every aspect of it so annoying, that if you were to play it for an hour before leaving for work, it could ruin your whole day.

MMUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRDD

Trump is the rugpull master when it comes to dying

U know flubber be farting on it

Im mc crapshispants and im here to say,
I need to find a toilet in a major way

Its really cool that the people who control my standard of living believe in the most stupid bullshit

Thats it, im never having an idea EVER again

Whats up

What is it that compels white people to pay so much money to get married in a barn?

Lfg

Shane McGowan died in mortal combat with Henry Kissinger this morning. Having given battle against the vile shade for seven days and seven nights, such was the fury of his final blow that it rent his beating heart in two with its delivery. We will sing of his tragic victory for a thousand years

Had a dream I found one of my neighbors muredered, and instead of reporting it, I just stole their tv. Then I panicked about being caught and woke up.

Little Zero (i work on print tooling)

We are simmering, boys

How could you mute me? I'm just a lil guy, and it's my birthday. You wouldn't mute such a lil guy on birthday, would ya?

What good is a taco bell that closes by 11 for?

What? I thought soup was like your thing

You're gonna hate my cleveland style taco recipe then. Just sour cream and hot sauce on a soft tortilla