Case

see if you can spot the other countries who reportedly meddled in the 2024 election who are not being bombed

Trump is a pedophile, that's the reason why. Its all distraction. All of it.

Silence only tells you what you've been buzzing about underneath all the secret silence, the buzzing of everything. It's a whisper's whisper. But you are just not a whisper's whisper horse understander

Did you??

It's Wagon Wednesday so I died on the Oregon Trail.

There was some weird shaped clouds in the sky yesterday and when I told my dad to look, he said, "yeah we're in the matrix dawg".

And this is now my new catchphrase.

[burt bacharach voice] what the world... needs now... is geeks, not freaks...

Screenshot from The Pitt

Marv from Home Alone, if taken to The Pitt

dr. robby: who we got here

paramedic: adult male, 33, blunt trauma to entire body, broken nose, signs of electrocution. local PD arrested him last night.

dr. al-hashimi: is that a staple in his groin

parademic: there's two more in his nose and posterior. claims a kid named kevin did it.

30 Rock screenshot: "I look forward to reading your obituary. Least famous person in the world dies."

me when It Happens

General strike includes jokes. We're seriousing today.

You should be outraged that our president is a pedophile and the government/media enabled and hid it.

We need a cleanse of the whole system. These people need to be locked up. All. Of. Them.

starting a saxophone-led band for the upscale music market. sax fifth avenue

It really does feel like being the Wicked Witch and trying to convince Oz the Wizard is a fraud.

The real Silent Hill is just Congress.

does this collapsing biosphere
make my ass look big?

Red Velvet flower cakelets

everything is terrible so look at my red velvet flower cakes

It's terrorism, plain and simple. Killing Americans because your weakling pedophile president told you to. Theres no "reforming" ICE. Every democrat needs to read the fucking room here.

Complete abolishment.

ICE agents are all fucking criminal bastards. They deserve to be treated like the nazis when this is over. No "i was just following orders" you scumbag cunts should be shamed for life.

dr. spaceman being made the US surgeon general hits just a little too close to home

Even the abominable snowman hates ICE.

Betsey Johnson is a villain....as in I don't have the money to buy all her shoes.

I went into the Tron world once, they had me pedal my 10 speed undetected inside their version of Mordor

Ice is in all our neighborhoods. Ladies dont shop alone. They are picking up women. Dont give them your SS card. They'll take it.

a rock concert obviously

Grew up all fightily blightily in a Beatrix Potter neighborhoodly woodly and I do recommendily bembly it unless you got two roughly toughly pronunciation fists

G.I. Joe = Gastrointestinal Joseph

Tupperware is great for when you want to throw your food out on a different day . . .