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@johngcole

WV/AZ. Just an absolute wretch of a human being but I am really trying hard to be better. He/Him Angry a lot but I think at the right people. Have a great blog community: https://www.balloon-juice.com

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White people have to be stopped in the November elections

05.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I don't care if Markwayne Mullin may be stupider and meaner than Noem, celebrate every victory. She and that homan chode Lewandowski are out, so be happy.

We'll fucking go after little mark if he gets confirmed.

06.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Is fucking golden ever going to get primaried

05.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Gas prices are 4 bucks a gallon in Tempe

05.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Let them sexually harass a robot

05.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When he dies it is going to be like microsoft teams going down on a Friday morning when Monday was already a holiday and a three day weekend

05.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

White people have to be stopped in the November elections

05.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

well done to the Khan and his team

05.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
'Have You Had Sexual Relations With Corey Lewandowski?': Kamlager-Dove Asks Noem Shocking Question
'Have You Had Sexual Relations With Corey Lewandowski?': Kamlager-Dove Asks Noem Shocking Question YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News

Shout out to Congresswoman @kamlager-dove.house.gov for asking Noem directly to her face if she was banging Corey Lewandowski.

Noem refused to answer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mohz...

05.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Post an iconic horror movie image

05.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

man some miserable motherfuckers in this thread- I blocked em all for you

05.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

we kinda did- one of the most grotesque and jingoistic parts of the iraq invasion was the embedded journalists who ended up as just basically cheerleaders

Michael Kelly and David Bloom died

05.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

what fucking hole did you crawl out of you go get fucked you emo twat

05.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey shout out to every left winger I don't give a fuck if you are DSA, Democat, DFL, Green, whatever, if you won your primary, good on you and good luck in the fall.

05.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1927 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 6

Oh...

www.opensecrets.org/members-of-c...

05.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Senate Thwarts Bid to Curb Trump’s War Powers on Iran

Just someone blast fucking Fetterman into the sun- is he being blackmailed over Gisele's legal status or something. What the fuck is wrong with this guy.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/u...

05.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Live look of Tim Sheehy’s lawyer:

05.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 228 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Never get in a land war in Asia and never agree to be interviewed by Isaac Chotiner are firm personal rules. If Chotiner so much as emailed me to talk you would never hear from me again

04.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

this would be like going to Philly and repeatedly kicking Gritty in the dick and then being beaten to death by the entire population

04.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

hear me out- just let her go- do we really miss a spouse beater? I don't. Someone abuses her again in the future, that's on THEM. We don't need probabtion, she's not out seeking to crime.

04.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I am really tired of the microaggressions when it comes to purchasing hats and eyeglasses in the year 2026 why are the only frames that fit my head are brands called "Fatheadz" or "Phat Farm" and the only hats I can wear are labeled "Fits Massive Heads- No Really!"

04.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Does this mean Crockett is not able to run for the house seat she is in?

04.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

worst case scenario is the third cat will be the missing link and will bond all three into a struggle for dominance over "the man."

You are "the man."

04.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

all you need to know is that whatever balance and peace you have created with your current two maniacs will be disrupted and a new kind of armistice will be declared and the DMZ might shift in some rooms around some chairs and beds. You'll mostly be ok.

04.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

CARPET BOMBING FOR FREEDOM! WE'LL BE GREETED AS LIBERATORS!

04.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you have two cats, one of them will be the best cat ever just chill and causes no problems and the other one will be an entire menace to society every waking moment.

It's a total crapshoot if you get a third.

04.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 708 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 16

someone choosing violence this morning

04.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

04.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 9924 πŸ” 967 πŸ’¬ 329 πŸ“Œ 56

Wow: In the early vote, it's a blow-out *so far*.

Rodney Sadler, the progessive pastor and activist, leads state Representative Carla Cunningham 75% to 18%.

(Stay tuned as we see how the Election Day vote compares, but that's an ominous start for the incumbent.)

Context:

04.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 3786 πŸ” 829 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 82

I HAD ONE OF THESE IN TEMPE A COUPLE WEEKS BACK!!!!

04.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0