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@sirjolt

Freelance writer/Prosetitute. Sé/é/air/aige/leis/chuige/roimhe/as/dó/de/faoi/ann/uaidh/tríd/thairis/uime

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Orange smarties prevent scurvy

12.03.2026 17:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll take the dog watch*

*Attention focused on a nearby dog to the exclusion of all else

01.03.2026 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I tell people how to vote, it is because of my many virtues, but when they tell people how to vote, it is because of their duplicity

27.02.2026 10:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely love Pinsker’s short work and had somehow missed this <3

26.02.2026 17:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wild to think that, of all the COVID innovations to take hold, we are living through public discourse shaped by the graphmen

25.02.2026 15:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Can’t be fixed overnight” doing a lot of heavy lifting these days

25.02.2026 07:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Currently mentally unpacking something similar as someone who first read Foster Wallace in my teens and fount the prose revelatory.

Now revisiting Infinite Jest for the first time since then and caught entirely off guard by utterly I had forgotten the AAVE chapter early in the book

23.02.2026 16:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disgusted that there isn’t a recurring Scooby Doo bad guy called Rex Ruthor

22.02.2026 14:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

One wonders how he would react to a claim that that’s political art

22.02.2026 11:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

White writings, shite tidings

20.02.2026 00:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Dark wings, dark words” is a weird phrase to use in a world that appears to rely predominantly on ravens as a machanism for communication.

19.02.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve yet to see compelling evidence he was even using that hippocampus

18.02.2026 13:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The killer of it is that I think I’d make an excellent brain surgeon, but I’m more of a learn-by-doing kind of guy, and apparently they haven’t let you do that for neurosurgery since like… the fifties

18.02.2026 13:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As if any of these statue-freaks could have navigated the agoge…

16.02.2026 15:27 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Back at it – McEnteg.art

Unexpectedly, I have an essay on the years I’ve spent playing capoeira in Dublin (and the interplay between two postcolonial cultures in the city) included in the upcoming collection, Intervals - mcenteg.art/back-at-it/

16.02.2026 15:24 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Very confusing that our turf island is right next door to their terf island

13.02.2026 17:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is among the most compelling book recommendations I’ve read in a long while!

11.02.2026 09:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Compelling new evidence has come to light

30.01.2026 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess I just expected a cleric of the Tetragrammaton to do more tetragrammar and less gunkata…

30.01.2026 20:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’m leyin’ my lines!

31.12.2025 15:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching all the Harry Potter movies on Netflix over Christmas, but pausing every so often to click the thumbs down so they know I disapprove

30.12.2025 19:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m afraid I don’t believe in GDP

30.12.2025 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think people should be able to afford to have children because being able to reproduce is something all my ancestors could do

29.12.2025 23:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The children are beying for the blades

28.12.2025 12:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Managed to find an Amazon page whose prices hadn’t been updated and order 32GB of decent RAM just before Christmas at summer 2025 prices. Page has since been updated, wonder if they’ll honour it!

27.12.2025 14:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make usury a sin again

27.12.2025 10:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watching Hustlers.

It’s very nearly a remake of Interview with the Vampire

22.12.2025 22:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bramble Stoker has a lot of the same brainfeel as Rumple Stilskin!

08.12.2025 13:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me: Bram Stoker is a lot less cool when you find out his name was “Abraham”

She: Of course, what did you think Bram was short for?

Me, sweating: … Bramjamin?

08.12.2025 12:47 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

And, echoing Conrad Brunstrom, it affects the rhythm and pace of the sentence, it should be included!

21.11.2025 15:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0