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@jerrified

who gives a damn about being verified. we all want to be jerrified. (not operated by jerry)

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you had only to ask us jason

you have been Jerrified!

06.03.2026 21:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

totally not a cult but we do ask that you come and live in our compound in order to meet some...new friends

you have been Jerrified!

06.03.2026 21:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's a friday again and you have been Jerrified!

06.03.2026 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

damn right jerry does not run the Jerrifier. he cannot be granted such immense power. think of the implications

you have been Jerrified!

06.03.2026 20:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

struggle jerry? sounds like every day

Jerrified!

06.03.2026 02:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scissors has already been Jerrified and is too powerful to have it again

05.03.2026 16:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no fiber means no shitposts

you are Jerrified!

05.03.2026 16:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fortunately, the unjerrified experiment will continue

@buncombian.bsky.social you are Jerrified!

05.03.2026 01:06 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good evening. "Unverified Jerry Chen" was a 34-month sociological experiment studying Poster's Madness conducted by Quinnipiac University. We are now complete with our study; thank you for your time.

05.03.2026 00:44 👍 475 🔁 29 💬 53 📌 2

mods have a chance to the funniest thing ever (reach unprecedented levels of cringe by verifying me)

04.03.2026 14:38 👍 109 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0

only sixteen times? must be nice

JERRIFIED!

04.03.2026 17:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there goes my He/himroes

Jerrified!

04.03.2026 04:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we’re just complying with bluesky terms of service

04.03.2026 03:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Currently applying to bsky for a jeriffication tick so Jerry doesn't get it.

04.03.2026 03:29 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

my replies have evolved from "jerry no" to "this is why they'll never verify you." and i think that's beautiful

04.03.2026 02:22 👍 588 🔁 22 💬 44 📌 2

jerrified?

YES

03.03.2026 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this account only promotes positivity

03.03.2026 18:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(dolphin squeeeeee) you have been Jerrified!

03.03.2026 10:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i like your shit

Jerrified!

02.03.2026 19:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we can't believe it either.... Jerrified!

(please note: should you wish to get Jerrification removed, an administration fee applies which you can later get reimbursed by @jcsalterego.bsky.social )

01.03.2026 16:28 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Jerry that skeet", no

Jerrified!

28.02.2026 05:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the jerrified label unjerrifying him is top tier bit

16.02.2026 08:26 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Jerry's quest for verification is half the reason i log into the site everyday. i am inexplicably invested in this

16.02.2026 08:25 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

sure are

Jerrified!

28.02.2026 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey, same

Jerrified!

27.02.2026 22:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

getting verified on feb 29 this year!

27.02.2026 17:12 👍 270 🔁 12 💬 33 📌 3

they briefly tried verifying @jcsalterego.bsky.social. the system recoiled in pain, refusing to show skeets at all. Datacenters filled with an otherworldly screeching. They had no choice but to back out the change and scrub the log files. Soon, bsky came back online.

But the system — It remembers.

26.02.2026 20:23 👍 39 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

real soul meets body moment here

Jerrified!

26.02.2026 03:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the bounty of jerrification will sustain your family, i hope 🥺

26.02.2026 03:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that video of me celebrating getting verified is AI :(

26.02.2026 01:10 👍 192 🔁 5 💬 15 📌 1